W. Kamau Bell
@wkamaubell.bsky.social
Dad, but probably not your dad.
I never believed in the concept of an “Alpha male” until now.
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I never believed in the concept of an “Alpha male” until now.
Only two more stand-up comedy shows left this year!
November 22, 3pm in San Francisco at the Punchline as part of Fall of Freedom protest.
December 6 in Rochester, NY
Get your tickets at wkamaubell.com.
November 22, 3pm in San Francisco at the Punchline as part of Fall of Freedom protest.
December 6 in Rochester, NY
Get your tickets at wkamaubell.com.
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Only two more stand-up comedy shows left this year!
November 22, 3pm in San Francisco at the Punchline as part of Fall of Freedom protest.
December 6 in Rochester, NY
Get your tickets at wkamaubell.com.
November 22, 3pm in San Francisco at the Punchline as part of Fall of Freedom protest.
December 6 in Rochester, NY
Get your tickets at wkamaubell.com.
Congrats to @zohrankmamdani! And also, I feel bad for you. That job sucks. For more of my thoughts go here.😬 open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Congrats to @zohrankmamdani! And also, I feel bad for you. That job sucks. For more of my thoughts go here.😬 open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
SAN FRANCISCO! I’m back! At the Punch Line Comedy Club on Saturday, November 22 at the very reasonable time of 3pm in the afternoon. Perfect for people like me who like to go out and get a full night of sleep. Tickets here: www.ticketmaster.com/w-kamau-bell...
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
SAN FRANCISCO! I’m back! At the Punch Line Comedy Club on Saturday, November 22 at the very reasonable time of 3pm in the afternoon. Perfect for people like me who like to go out and get a full night of sleep. Tickets here: www.ticketmaster.com/w-kamau-bell...
The shocking part is that this isn’t shocking at all. It’s Trump vs. The World.
Tomorrow, mainstream journalists will pretzel themselves—in order to keep their jobs—by saying that this is NBD.🤷🏿♂️😬
Tomorrow, mainstream journalists will pretzel themselves—in order to keep their jobs—by saying that this is NBD.🤷🏿♂️😬
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The shocking part is that this isn’t shocking at all. It’s Trump vs. The World.
Tomorrow, mainstream journalists will pretzel themselves—in order to keep their jobs—by saying that this is NBD.🤷🏿♂️😬
Tomorrow, mainstream journalists will pretzel themselves—in order to keep their jobs—by saying that this is NBD.🤷🏿♂️😬
“Why should I go to a No Kings protest?”
October 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
“Why should I go to a No Kings protest?”
The More You Know!🌈😬
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The More You Know!🌈😬
Honored to meet this warrior for change! Minnesota Lynx’s Napheesa Collier is out here speaking truth to power to change the WNBA for the better.✊🏿
October 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Honored to meet this warrior for change! Minnesota Lynx’s Napheesa Collier is out here speaking truth to power to change the WNBA for the better.✊🏿
“And the sign said,’Fascism’ll be defeated. You just gotta unite.’”
October 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“And the sign said,’Fascism’ll be defeated. You just gotta unite.’”
Just in case.😬
Come see me on my stand-up tour THIS Friday, October 3 in Los Angeles at Largo
tickets at wkamaubell.com
Come see me on my stand-up tour THIS Friday, October 3 in Los Angeles at Largo
tickets at wkamaubell.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Just in case.😬
Come see me on my stand-up tour THIS Friday, October 3 in Los Angeles at Largo
tickets at wkamaubell.com
Come see me on my stand-up tour THIS Friday, October 3 in Los Angeles at Largo
tickets at wkamaubell.com
HEY ROCHESTER, NY & SURROUNDING AREAS!
I’m performing at @nazuniversity on Saturday, December 6. Tickets are only available right now to folks who have my presale code. Lucky for you, you are one of those folks.
Use the code WKB to buy your tickets: www2.naz.edu/artscenter/t...
I’m performing at @nazuniversity on Saturday, December 6. Tickets are only available right now to folks who have my presale code. Lucky for you, you are one of those folks.
Use the code WKB to buy your tickets: www2.naz.edu/artscenter/t...
September 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
HEY ROCHESTER, NY & SURROUNDING AREAS!
I’m performing at @nazuniversity on Saturday, December 6. Tickets are only available right now to folks who have my presale code. Lucky for you, you are one of those folks.
Use the code WKB to buy your tickets: www2.naz.edu/artscenter/t...
I’m performing at @nazuniversity on Saturday, December 6. Tickets are only available right now to folks who have my presale code. Lucky for you, you are one of those folks.
Use the code WKB to buy your tickets: www2.naz.edu/artscenter/t...
Some of the thoughts I shared with Jemele Hill at The Atlantic Festival.
Also, I’m 100% dying my hair back to black.🤣🤣🤣
Also, I’m 100% dying my hair back to black.🤣🤣🤣
September 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Some of the thoughts I shared with Jemele Hill at The Atlantic Festival.
Also, I’m 100% dying my hair back to black.🤣🤣🤣
Also, I’m 100% dying my hair back to black.🤣🤣🤣
Get the truth in your mind, brother.
September 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Get the truth in your mind, brother.
Donald Trump seems to have fully gotten over his friend Charlie Kirk’s death.😬
September 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Donald Trump seems to have fully gotten over his friend Charlie Kirk’s death.😬
When our President is an active and fervent white supremacist who foments division and hate at every turn, Fox News really gets to Fox News all over themselves.
I would call for these people to be fired but they are literally doing what they are paid to do.
I would call for these people to be fired but they are literally doing what they are paid to do.
September 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
When our President is an active and fervent white supremacist who foments division and hate at every turn, Fox News really gets to Fox News all over themselves.
I would call for these people to be fired but they are literally doing what they are paid to do.
I would call for these people to be fired but they are literally doing what they are paid to do.
I just decided to look up if Charlie Kirk and I ever had any interaction so I Googled our names together. This is what the A. I. reported back.
I didn’t post a critical comment. I haven’t used “lmaos” in my life. A. I. is heavy on the artificial & light on the intelligence. What’s up, Google?
I didn’t post a critical comment. I haven’t used “lmaos” in my life. A. I. is heavy on the artificial & light on the intelligence. What’s up, Google?
September 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I just decided to look up if Charlie Kirk and I ever had any interaction so I Googled our names together. This is what the A. I. reported back.
I didn’t post a critical comment. I haven’t used “lmaos” in my life. A. I. is heavy on the artificial & light on the intelligence. What’s up, Google?
I didn’t post a critical comment. I haven’t used “lmaos” in my life. A. I. is heavy on the artificial & light on the intelligence. What’s up, Google?
“Chipocalypse Now!” Sounds like Chips Ahoy’s new slogan.
September 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“Chipocalypse Now!” Sounds like Chips Ahoy’s new slogan.
Ever seen a human centipede of billionaires?
September 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Ever seen a human centipede of billionaires?
The latest from Trump on his plans to Trumpify the Smithsonian. I would pity him if he wasn’t so dangerous.
Also white supremacists LOOOOOOVE talking about the “good parts of slavery”.🤣
substack.com/@wkamaubell/...
Also white supremacists LOOOOOOVE talking about the “good parts of slavery”.🤣
substack.com/@wkamaubell/...
August 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The latest from Trump on his plans to Trumpify the Smithsonian. I would pity him if he wasn’t so dangerous.
Also white supremacists LOOOOOOVE talking about the “good parts of slavery”.🤣
substack.com/@wkamaubell/...
Also white supremacists LOOOOOOVE talking about the “good parts of slavery”.🤣
substack.com/@wkamaubell/...
Here’s what I was referring to by the “the latest from Trump”.
August 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Here’s what I was referring to by the “the latest from Trump”.
This morning Donald Trump listed a bunch of Black & Brown American cities as places he wants to invade after he uses the American military & the DC police to take over DC.
He claims that DC is in the middle of some sort of crime wave. The statistics say that is not true.
This is fascism in action.
He claims that DC is in the middle of some sort of crime wave. The statistics say that is not true.
This is fascism in action.
August 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This morning Donald Trump listed a bunch of Black & Brown American cities as places he wants to invade after he uses the American military & the DC police to take over DC.
He claims that DC is in the middle of some sort of crime wave. The statistics say that is not true.
This is fascism in action.
He claims that DC is in the middle of some sort of crime wave. The statistics say that is not true.
This is fascism in action.
Sun is shining. Trump’s fascism is fascism-ing.
If NYC democratically elects the mayor that NYC wants to be the mayor of NYC & Trump doesn’t approve of that mayor then Trump will fascism all over NYC, like he did in LA.
And remember, a “communist” is anyone that Trump doesn’t like.😬
If NYC democratically elects the mayor that NYC wants to be the mayor of NYC & Trump doesn’t approve of that mayor then Trump will fascism all over NYC, like he did in LA.
And remember, a “communist” is anyone that Trump doesn’t like.😬
August 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Sun is shining. Trump’s fascism is fascism-ing.
If NYC democratically elects the mayor that NYC wants to be the mayor of NYC & Trump doesn’t approve of that mayor then Trump will fascism all over NYC, like he did in LA.
And remember, a “communist” is anyone that Trump doesn’t like.😬
If NYC democratically elects the mayor that NYC wants to be the mayor of NYC & Trump doesn’t approve of that mayor then Trump will fascism all over NYC, like he did in LA.
And remember, a “communist” is anyone that Trump doesn’t like.😬
With all the surprising celebrity deaths recently, there has been a lot of talk about “complicated legacy”. But not all of legacies are as complicated to talk about as others.
Exhibit A: Hulk Hogan
Read it here: open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
Exhibit A: Hulk Hogan
Read it here: open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
August 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
With all the surprising celebrity deaths recently, there has been a lot of talk about “complicated legacy”. But not all of legacies are as complicated to talk about as others.
Exhibit A: Hulk Hogan
Read it here: open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
Exhibit A: Hulk Hogan
Read it here: open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
All due respect to Mehdi Hasan, but I couldn’t do it. Jubilee is to debate what rolling around in the dirt is to debate.
July 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
All due respect to Mehdi Hasan, but I couldn’t do it. Jubilee is to debate what rolling around in the dirt is to debate.
Read my Substack while it’s hot! open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
July 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Read my Substack while it’s hot! open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...