W. Kamau Bell
@wkamaubell.bsky.social
Dad, but probably not your dad.
Only two more stand-up comedy shows left this year!
November 22, 3pm in San Francisco at the Punchline as part of Fall of Freedom protest.
December 6 in Rochester, NY
Get your tickets at wkamaubell.com.
November 22, 3pm in San Francisco at the Punchline as part of Fall of Freedom protest.
December 6 in Rochester, NY
Get your tickets at wkamaubell.com.
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Only two more stand-up comedy shows left this year!
November 22, 3pm in San Francisco at the Punchline as part of Fall of Freedom protest.
December 6 in Rochester, NY
Get your tickets at wkamaubell.com.
November 22, 3pm in San Francisco at the Punchline as part of Fall of Freedom protest.
December 6 in Rochester, NY
Get your tickets at wkamaubell.com.
Congrats to @zohrankmamdani! And also, I feel bad for you. That job sucks. For more of my thoughts go here.😬 open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Congrats to @zohrankmamdani! And also, I feel bad for you. That job sucks. For more of my thoughts go here.😬 open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
I wish only the best for Zohran Mamdani and New York City, but I also remember the exact moment when I realized that being the mayor of New York City was a job that totally sucks. It rhymes with the word dillbeldasio.
Congrats Zohran Too Bad Being The Mayor of New York Sucks
My deepest sympathies go out to Zohran Mamdani because he is NYC’s next mayor.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I wish only the best for Zohran Mamdani and New York City, but I also remember the exact moment when I realized that being the mayor of New York City was a job that totally sucks. It rhymes with the word dillbeldasio.
SAN FRANCISCO! I’m back! At the Punch Line Comedy Club on Saturday, November 22 at the very reasonable time of 3pm in the afternoon. Perfect for people like me who like to go out and get a full night of sleep. Tickets here: www.ticketmaster.com/w-kamau-bell...
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
SAN FRANCISCO! I’m back! At the Punch Line Comedy Club on Saturday, November 22 at the very reasonable time of 3pm in the afternoon. Perfect for people like me who like to go out and get a full night of sleep. Tickets here: www.ticketmaster.com/w-kamau-bell...
The whole title is “The Scariest Thing This Halloween is Donald Trump’s Hatred for Children:
At Least Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Pennywise, and Michael Myers Didn’t Take Food Away From Kids”
Enjoy.
At Least Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Pennywise, and Michael Myers Didn’t Take Food Away From Kids”
Enjoy.
The Scariest Thing This Halloween is Donald Trump’s Hatred for Children
At Least Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Pennywise, and Michael Myers Didn’t Take Food Away From Kids
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October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The whole title is “The Scariest Thing This Halloween is Donald Trump’s Hatred for Children:
At Least Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Pennywise, and Michael Myers Didn’t Take Food Away From Kids”
Enjoy.
At Least Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Pennywise, and Michael Myers Didn’t Take Food Away From Kids”
Enjoy.
The shocking part is that this isn’t shocking at all. It’s Trump vs. The World.
Tomorrow, mainstream journalists will pretzel themselves—in order to keep their jobs—by saying that this is NBD.🤷🏿♂️😬
Tomorrow, mainstream journalists will pretzel themselves—in order to keep their jobs—by saying that this is NBD.🤷🏿♂️😬
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The shocking part is that this isn’t shocking at all. It’s Trump vs. The World.
Tomorrow, mainstream journalists will pretzel themselves—in order to keep their jobs—by saying that this is NBD.🤷🏿♂️😬
Tomorrow, mainstream journalists will pretzel themselves—in order to keep their jobs—by saying that this is NBD.🤷🏿♂️😬
“Why should I go to a No Kings protest?”
October 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
“Why should I go to a No Kings protest?”
Reposted by W. Kamau Bell
MATCH UNLOCKED 🎉🚀⭐
Head to DonorsChoose.org/Kamau and support a classroom near you. Today, while funds last, @wkamaubell.bsky.social will match your donation!
Head to DonorsChoose.org/Kamau and support a classroom near you. Today, while funds last, @wkamaubell.bsky.social will match your donation!
October 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
MATCH UNLOCKED 🎉🚀⭐
Head to DonorsChoose.org/Kamau and support a classroom near you. Today, while funds last, @wkamaubell.bsky.social will match your donation!
Head to DonorsChoose.org/Kamau and support a classroom near you. Today, while funds last, @wkamaubell.bsky.social will match your donation!
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🚂 Final stop on Kamau’s Big Student Surprise: Bonita Street Elementary with #MelissaMcCarthy and #BenFalcone!
Support public school students in LA or your own community at DonorsChoose.org/MelissaAndBen. If we hit 10,000 donations by tomorrow @wkamaubell.bsky.social will unlock a special match ⏰
Support public school students in LA or your own community at DonorsChoose.org/MelissaAndBen. If we hit 10,000 donations by tomorrow @wkamaubell.bsky.social will unlock a special match ⏰
October 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
🚂 Final stop on Kamau’s Big Student Surprise: Bonita Street Elementary with #MelissaMcCarthy and #BenFalcone!
Support public school students in LA or your own community at DonorsChoose.org/MelissaAndBen. If we hit 10,000 donations by tomorrow @wkamaubell.bsky.social will unlock a special match ⏰
Support public school students in LA or your own community at DonorsChoose.org/MelissaAndBen. If we hit 10,000 donations by tomorrow @wkamaubell.bsky.social will unlock a special match ⏰
The More You Know!🌈😬
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The More You Know!🌈😬
Reposted by W. Kamau Bell
Once again, America shows Black folks that our citizenship is like bad wifi. It is not reliable. It goes in and out. ✊🏿
Black People Always Knew I.C.E. Was Coming For Us
White Supremacy Never Skips Black Day
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October 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Once again, America shows Black folks that our citizenship is like bad wifi. It is not reliable. It goes in and out. ✊🏿
Reposted by W. Kamau Bell
This week @wkamaubell.bsky.social is using his #CelebrityJeapardy winnings to surprise students. Today, he and #MeganRapinoe are scoring major points with the kids at P.S. 299! 🏆⚽
Join in and help students in your community: DonorsChoose.org/Megan.
Join in and help students in your community: DonorsChoose.org/Megan.
October 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This week @wkamaubell.bsky.social is using his #CelebrityJeapardy winnings to surprise students. Today, he and #MeganRapinoe are scoring major points with the kids at P.S. 299! 🏆⚽
Join in and help students in your community: DonorsChoose.org/Megan.
Join in and help students in your community: DonorsChoose.org/Megan.
Once again, America shows Black folks that our citizenship is like bad wifi. It is not reliable. It goes in and out. ✊🏿
Black People Always Knew I.C.E. Was Coming For Us
White Supremacy Never Skips Black Day
open.substack.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Once again, America shows Black folks that our citizenship is like bad wifi. It is not reliable. It goes in and out. ✊🏿
Reposted by W. Kamau Bell
Gracias, Kamau! 🙌🏽
@wkamaubell.bsky.social is sending his friends to 4 public schools with $25k in DonorsChoose funding.
First up: A. Randolph High School with @hasanminhaj.com 🤩
Give now at DonorsChoose.org/Hasan — if we hit 10K donations by Friday, Kamau unlocks a special match 🚀
@wkamaubell.bsky.social is sending his friends to 4 public schools with $25k in DonorsChoose funding.
First up: A. Randolph High School with @hasanminhaj.com 🤩
Give now at DonorsChoose.org/Hasan — if we hit 10K donations by Friday, Kamau unlocks a special match 🚀
October 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Gracias, Kamau! 🙌🏽
@wkamaubell.bsky.social is sending his friends to 4 public schools with $25k in DonorsChoose funding.
First up: A. Randolph High School with @hasanminhaj.com 🤩
Give now at DonorsChoose.org/Hasan — if we hit 10K donations by Friday, Kamau unlocks a special match 🚀
@wkamaubell.bsky.social is sending his friends to 4 public schools with $25k in DonorsChoose funding.
First up: A. Randolph High School with @hasanminhaj.com 🤩
Give now at DonorsChoose.org/Hasan — if we hit 10K donations by Friday, Kamau unlocks a special match 🚀
Honored to meet this warrior for change! Minnesota Lynx’s Napheesa Collier is out here speaking truth to power to change the WNBA for the better.✊🏿
October 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Honored to meet this warrior for change! Minnesota Lynx’s Napheesa Collier is out here speaking truth to power to change the WNBA for the better.✊🏿
“And the sign said,’Fascism’ll be defeated. You just gotta unite.’”
October 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“And the sign said,’Fascism’ll be defeated. You just gotta unite.’”
You knew I’d have some THOUGHTS.😬
Saudi Arabia? I barely know her!
Have Jokes - Will Travel... Sometimes
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October 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You knew I’d have some THOUGHTS.😬
Just in case.😬
Come see me on my stand-up tour THIS Friday, October 3 in Los Angeles at Largo
tickets at wkamaubell.com
Come see me on my stand-up tour THIS Friday, October 3 in Los Angeles at Largo
tickets at wkamaubell.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Just in case.😬
Come see me on my stand-up tour THIS Friday, October 3 in Los Angeles at Largo
tickets at wkamaubell.com
Come see me on my stand-up tour THIS Friday, October 3 in Los Angeles at Largo
tickets at wkamaubell.com
Seeing all the talk about Ezra Klein and Ta-Nehisi Coates’ NYT conversation, I’m re-upping my Ezra Kelin “diss track”.
Left or Right Ain't Helpful No More
The Charlie Kirk Discourse Proves It
open.substack.com
September 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Seeing all the talk about Ezra Klein and Ta-Nehisi Coates’ NYT conversation, I’m re-upping my Ezra Kelin “diss track”.
Reposted by W. Kamau Bell
My humble plea.✊🏿
Now That We Saved Jimmy Kimmel, Let’s Save the Rest of Us
Be careful out there.
open.substack.com
September 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My humble plea.✊🏿
HEY ROCHESTER, NY & SURROUNDING AREAS!
I’m performing at @nazuniversity on Saturday, December 6. Tickets are only available right now to folks who have my presale code. Lucky for you, you are one of those folks.
Use the code WKB to buy your tickets: www2.naz.edu/artscenter/t...
I’m performing at @nazuniversity on Saturday, December 6. Tickets are only available right now to folks who have my presale code. Lucky for you, you are one of those folks.
Use the code WKB to buy your tickets: www2.naz.edu/artscenter/t...
September 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
HEY ROCHESTER, NY & SURROUNDING AREAS!
I’m performing at @nazuniversity on Saturday, December 6. Tickets are only available right now to folks who have my presale code. Lucky for you, you are one of those folks.
Use the code WKB to buy your tickets: www2.naz.edu/artscenter/t...
I’m performing at @nazuniversity on Saturday, December 6. Tickets are only available right now to folks who have my presale code. Lucky for you, you are one of those folks.
Use the code WKB to buy your tickets: www2.naz.edu/artscenter/t...
My humble plea.✊🏿
Now That We Saved Jimmy Kimmel, Let’s Save the Rest of Us
Be careful out there.
open.substack.com
September 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My humble plea.✊🏿
Some of the thoughts I shared with Jemele Hill at The Atlantic Festival.
Also, I’m 100% dying my hair back to black.🤣🤣🤣
Also, I’m 100% dying my hair back to black.🤣🤣🤣
September 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Some of the thoughts I shared with Jemele Hill at The Atlantic Festival.
Also, I’m 100% dying my hair back to black.🤣🤣🤣
Also, I’m 100% dying my hair back to black.🤣🤣🤣
Reposted by W. Kamau Bell
Consider this my Ezra Klein diss track.👀
Left or Right Ain't Helpful No More
The Charlie Kirk Discourse Proves It
open.substack.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Consider this my Ezra Klein diss track.👀
Consider this my Ezra Klein diss track.👀
Left or Right Ain't Helpful No More
The Charlie Kirk Discourse Proves It
open.substack.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Consider this my Ezra Klein diss track.👀