wizzardhat
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i hope this email finds you decomposing in a bog
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[OCs]
"it's only been a moment, it's only been a lifetime"
"it's only been a moment, it's only been a lifetime"
June 16, 2024 at 5:58 PM
[OCs]
"it's only been a moment, it's only been a lifetime"
"it's only been a moment, it's only been a lifetime"
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when you spill a little salmon juice on yourself and she executes the Gaylord’s Gambit
September 9, 2024 at 8:13 PM
when you spill a little salmon juice on yourself and she executes the Gaylord’s Gambit
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My former prof encouraging me to join academia like "sure you'll make a lot less money but you'll also be very stressed"
September 10, 2024 at 2:05 AM
My former prof encouraging me to join academia like "sure you'll make a lot less money but you'll also be very stressed"
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feel like starting shit. i consider zelda to be jrpg
September 10, 2024 at 1:33 PM
feel like starting shit. i consider zelda to be jrpg
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High fructose corn syrup is just the beginning. With our latest patented cultivars of Monsanto ForlornCorn, we can directly extract the subcellular joie de vivre from each kernel, distilling an only mildly-carcinogenic SSRI at unprecedented gross margins
September 10, 2024 at 2:23 PM
High fructose corn syrup is just the beginning. With our latest patented cultivars of Monsanto ForlornCorn, we can directly extract the subcellular joie de vivre from each kernel, distilling an only mildly-carcinogenic SSRI at unprecedented gross margins
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September 8, 2024 at 5:58 PM