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👻 GHOST QUEEN OPENS WAITROSE 👻

The late Queen Mum returned from the beyond to snip the ribbon at a new Little Waitrose — then vanished in a puff of regal mist.

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CHEEKY KEITH INCINERATES RED CARPET

Watch the GEE-Q Awards disaster unfold!

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LORD FLATULOUS SWORN IN AS PRESIDENT
Historic.
Sentient gas cloud from dimension X29Alpha accidentally incinerates CNN reporter.

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BREAKING:
Leprechaun drops bombshell accusations against ancient wizard Odris the Grey.

Zen Throdney reports from the Nethersphere:

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