eliXabeth
wixwixwix.bsky.social
eliXabeth
@wixwixwix.bsky.social
I’m trying
Nope, Leo brought home some volumes from school last year.
September 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Yes! And I know that series. There are literally 1000 characters. First step, data model! I built a database and transcribed an entire like in book at this age.
September 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The students I’m grading right now are the winners
September 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
And people who design engineering kids toys who have never raised or lived with a child.
September 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Did you warn them that it had glitter?
September 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Stop thinking about what it is but what it could be
August 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Stop buying little death friends even if you get a good deal
August 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Is this like the Long Pizza Puff?
August 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Alternative: me and the cat at midnight when you’ve been asleep for three hours
August 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
A Boooh Mi
August 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oliver says it’s okay to look
August 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I need the Renee bra report babe
August 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
How’s the bra game fairing?
August 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Incorrect, I have written documentation from the 1950s cops of my great grandfather walking naked down the train tracks with a butcher knife. Kankakee county
August 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My front yard looks like a box fort exploded
August 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM