Sounds like the dumpsters are humping outside my office right now. Great times for creative work.
September 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sounds like the dumpsters are humping outside my office right now. Great times for creative work.
Are there kids who don’t spent 45 min crying and arguing before doing homework?
September 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Are there kids who don’t spent 45 min crying and arguing before doing homework?
If you want forgiveness, perhaps stop adding to the landfill of bullshit first.
September 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If you want forgiveness, perhaps stop adding to the landfill of bullshit first.
32 oz of coffee and allergy meds are fighting. Antidepressant in the background taking bets with dopamine about the winner.
September 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
32 oz of coffee and allergy meds are fighting. Antidepressant in the background taking bets with dopamine about the winner.
WHAT. itertools.chain() for proper 1d array flattening. How. Did. I. Not. Know.
September 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
WHAT. itertools.chain() for proper 1d array flattening. How. Did. I. Not. Know.
If you have a 500 page textbook and one chapter is 150 pages long, might I introduce you to: another fucking chapter.
September 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
If you have a 500 page textbook and one chapter is 150 pages long, might I introduce you to: another fucking chapter.
Related: am I sick or is this just speaking more today than I did all summer?
a cartoon of a person pressing a button that says your and you 're
ALT: a cartoon of a person pressing a button that says your and you 're
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August 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Related: am I sick or is this just speaking more today than I did all summer?
Kid is sick and didn’t sleep. So I didn’t sleep. Taught this morning. Then had to sit in a classroom where I’m too fat to fit into any of the chairs comfortably. Also the town is like sold out of Covid tests. But a year of the snake charm came in the mail today.
August 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Kid is sick and didn’t sleep. So I didn’t sleep. Taught this morning. Then had to sit in a classroom where I’m too fat to fit into any of the chairs comfortably. Also the town is like sold out of Covid tests. But a year of the snake charm came in the mail today.
In a rare experience, looks like jetbrains has improved pycharm with the unified version.
August 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
In a rare experience, looks like jetbrains has improved pycharm with the unified version.
I have seen a cat big spoon a large child nearly off the bed. Like a bed Godzilla of cuddles.
August 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I have seen a cat big spoon a large child nearly off the bed. Like a bed Godzilla of cuddles.
Bought kiddo school supplies before the entire town sold out of crayons.
July 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Bought kiddo school supplies before the entire town sold out of crayons.
Eduroam and other WiFi isn’t working where kiddos camp is. And because he’s kinda A Problem I have to stay on campus. So I’m just reading those whole ass print textbook.
July 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Eduroam and other WiFi isn’t working where kiddos camp is. And because he’s kinda A Problem I have to stay on campus. So I’m just reading those whole ass print textbook.
Super here for the dig on goop.
July 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Super here for the dig on goop.
Sitting next to an ESL class and reading a phrase like “an unreconstructed positivist is a rare beast these days” is a wild ride. I’m so sorry about language.
July 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Sitting next to an ESL class and reading a phrase like “an unreconstructed positivist is a rare beast these days” is a wild ride. I’m so sorry about language.
Everything’s coming up dog hair.
May 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Everything’s coming up dog hair.
These May flowers better be fucking lit.
April 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
These May flowers better be fucking lit.
Saw a cybertruck in the library parking lot. Yeet your fool self into the book waste bin so you can be recycled into someone with ethics.
March 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Saw a cybertruck in the library parking lot. Yeet your fool self into the book waste bin so you can be recycled into someone with ethics.
Just me signing over my tax refund to my lawyer.
March 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Just me signing over my tax refund to my lawyer.
I thought I was dead but it was just the cat on a toy piano.
March 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I thought I was dead but it was just the cat on a toy piano.
I need to start writing down some of the small things I wish code python had.
Like, can I give str.find() a flag to return the end position rather than the start position. Reasonably common need but you have to do a calculation for it. the re module isn’t a valid alt when end = True could do this.
Like, can I give str.find() a flag to return the end position rather than the start position. Reasonably common need but you have to do a calculation for it. the re module isn’t a valid alt when end = True could do this.
March 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I need to start writing down some of the small things I wish code python had.
Like, can I give str.find() a flag to return the end position rather than the start position. Reasonably common need but you have to do a calculation for it. the re module isn’t a valid alt when end = True could do this.
Like, can I give str.find() a flag to return the end position rather than the start position. Reasonably common need but you have to do a calculation for it. the re module isn’t a valid alt when end = True could do this.
Okay undergrads, stop tickling each other on the quiet floor.
March 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Okay undergrads, stop tickling each other on the quiet floor.
Dear orange cats, why is your love language teeth?
March 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Dear orange cats, why is your love language teeth?
Love kids.
COLD COLD COLD RUN RUN GET INSIDE FAST.
Wait. Must run through sand pit. Okay.
RUN RUN GET INSIDE.
COLD COLD COLD RUN RUN GET INSIDE FAST.
Wait. Must run through sand pit. Okay.
RUN RUN GET INSIDE.
February 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Love kids.
COLD COLD COLD RUN RUN GET INSIDE FAST.
Wait. Must run through sand pit. Okay.
RUN RUN GET INSIDE.
COLD COLD COLD RUN RUN GET INSIDE FAST.
Wait. Must run through sand pit. Okay.
RUN RUN GET INSIDE.
Therapist: and what do we do when we run out of adderall? We…
Me: we check all our reserve stashes and ration for another month
Therapist: we call the pharmacy…
Me: we check all our reserve stashes and ration for another month
Therapist: we call the pharmacy…
January 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Therapist: and what do we do when we run out of adderall? We…
Me: we check all our reserve stashes and ration for another month
Therapist: we call the pharmacy…
Me: we check all our reserve stashes and ration for another month
Therapist: we call the pharmacy…
Haha actually taking the bus
January 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Haha actually taking the bus