If you don't have a life changing youtube video with the stats "17 years ago, 10 subscribers, 35 likes", you haven't lived enough

I don’t think I’ve ever shown you lot my toast tongs.

Behold:

Hey, as a librarian I have to tell you

You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.

This was made a few months back but it still resides in my file cabinet at work. (For context: I’m a youth specialist at a public library)

We like a little horror with our whimsy

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