Rei
@witchycraft.bsky.social
Nonbinary Potato of Chaos - General liker of things and Seeker of joy - Any/ All pronouns
Pro pot, pro choice, goth/punk, silly lil bean
portfolio (wip): https://cara.app/witchycraft
Pro pot, pro choice, goth/punk, silly lil bean
portfolio (wip): https://cara.app/witchycraft
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Rei
@witchycraft.bsky.social
· Nov 18
So, my name is Rei. I'm a potato. I like doing things. I have a lot of different crafts going at any given time.
My youngest kid is autistic and has ADHD and anxiety. My two other kids were a bonus when I got married. They are adults.
I've been married since 2007. I'm monogamous. I like cats.
My youngest kid is autistic and has ADHD and anxiety. My two other kids were a bonus when I got married. They are adults.
I've been married since 2007. I'm monogamous. I like cats.
there's a guy at work I either call Baby Girl or Dimitri...
his name is Jacob
Yes, he's fine with being called Baby Girl
his name is Jacob
Yes, he's fine with being called Baby Girl
December 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
there's a guy at work I either call Baby Girl or Dimitri...
his name is Jacob
Yes, he's fine with being called Baby Girl
his name is Jacob
Yes, he's fine with being called Baby Girl
I do not think, therefore I do not am
I amn't, if you will
I amn't, if you will
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I do not think, therefore I do not am
I amn't, if you will
I amn't, if you will
The best part of halloween was running into a ~4yo girl who was also wearing a red dress with black boots.
Then, later, I saw a ~6yo girl in a tutu with a denim jacket and matching boots.
Then, later, I saw a ~6yo girl in a tutu with a denim jacket and matching boots.
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The best part of halloween was running into a ~4yo girl who was also wearing a red dress with black boots.
Then, later, I saw a ~6yo girl in a tutu with a denim jacket and matching boots.
Then, later, I saw a ~6yo girl in a tutu with a denim jacket and matching boots.
Someone let me buy spray glitter.
It was me. I let me buy spray glitter.
It was me. I let me buy spray glitter.
October 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Someone let me buy spray glitter.
It was me. I let me buy spray glitter.
It was me. I let me buy spray glitter.
"I can't drive, I'm a goose."
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"I can't drive, I'm a goose."
Happy Friday/Halloween Eve
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
October 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Happy Friday/Halloween Eve
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
headaches and migraines are complete ass and I hate them
October 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
headaches and migraines are complete ass and I hate them
It's raining. My 17yo came home from school, rang our doorbell, and when I answered, he handed me his umbrella and said, "Hello. I have an umbrealla delivery for you"
October 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It's raining. My 17yo came home from school, rang our doorbell, and when I answered, he handed me his umbrella and said, "Hello. I have an umbrealla delivery for you"
This is my all time favourite musical album, hands down.
Released on this day in 1989, "Pretty Hate Machine" is the debut album by #NineInchNails.
October 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This is my all time favourite musical album, hands down.
You know I'm a grown up because when I see the stereotypical black on white cow pattern I say, "oooh. Moo cow."
October 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You know I'm a grown up because when I see the stereotypical black on white cow pattern I say, "oooh. Moo cow."
Cream Soda dum-dums are the superior dum-dums. I will not be taking any questions.
October 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Cream Soda dum-dums are the superior dum-dums. I will not be taking any questions.
"Will the powers that be stop trying to rip my brain into pieces, I'M JUST A FUNNY LITTLE GUY!"
~My 17yo adhd autistic child (he/they/it)
~My 17yo adhd autistic child (he/they/it)
October 1, 2025 at 11:40 AM
"Will the powers that be stop trying to rip my brain into pieces, I'M JUST A FUNNY LITTLE GUY!"
~My 17yo adhd autistic child (he/they/it)
~My 17yo adhd autistic child (he/they/it)
I have a mohawk right now and for a hot minute it was blue. One of the vendors at work told me I looked like a cockatoo, so I made my hair stand up in the front and I screamed at him.
Twas glorious.
Twas glorious.
August 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I have a mohawk right now and for a hot minute it was blue. One of the vendors at work told me I looked like a cockatoo, so I made my hair stand up in the front and I screamed at him.
Twas glorious.
Twas glorious.
random shit I told someone today:
"My husband might be a Demon, but I am an Eldritch Horror From Beyond the Stars."
"My husband might be a Demon, but I am an Eldritch Horror From Beyond the Stars."
August 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
random shit I told someone today:
"My husband might be a Demon, but I am an Eldritch Horror From Beyond the Stars."
"My husband might be a Demon, but I am an Eldritch Horror From Beyond the Stars."
Fun things while playing #rimworld
husband looked at me funny bc I said, "If you'd just stop wandering sadly and harvest the damn potatoes THERE WOULD BE FOOD!!"
husband looked at me funny bc I said, "If you'd just stop wandering sadly and harvest the damn potatoes THERE WOULD BE FOOD!!"
August 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Fun things while playing #rimworld
husband looked at me funny bc I said, "If you'd just stop wandering sadly and harvest the damn potatoes THERE WOULD BE FOOD!!"
husband looked at me funny bc I said, "If you'd just stop wandering sadly and harvest the damn potatoes THERE WOULD BE FOOD!!"
Hey, so I've been horrifically depressed.
My darling 16yo boy sent me a voice message while I was sobbing one day saying, "Do not listen to the thoughts that depression gives you. They can go fuck themselves."
So I love my kid n stuff. He's pretty great.
My darling 16yo boy sent me a voice message while I was sobbing one day saying, "Do not listen to the thoughts that depression gives you. They can go fuck themselves."
So I love my kid n stuff. He's pretty great.
July 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hey, so I've been horrifically depressed.
My darling 16yo boy sent me a voice message while I was sobbing one day saying, "Do not listen to the thoughts that depression gives you. They can go fuck themselves."
So I love my kid n stuff. He's pretty great.
My darling 16yo boy sent me a voice message while I was sobbing one day saying, "Do not listen to the thoughts that depression gives you. They can go fuck themselves."
So I love my kid n stuff. He's pretty great.
I have stuffed my face full of bialy and drank a dirty matcha.
I am going to expand my cult in Cult of the Lamb and potentially destroy The Absolute (again) in Baldur's Gate 3
It shall be a good birthday. Oh yes.
I am going to expand my cult in Cult of the Lamb and potentially destroy The Absolute (again) in Baldur's Gate 3
It shall be a good birthday. Oh yes.
May 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I have stuffed my face full of bialy and drank a dirty matcha.
I am going to expand my cult in Cult of the Lamb and potentially destroy The Absolute (again) in Baldur's Gate 3
It shall be a good birthday. Oh yes.
I am going to expand my cult in Cult of the Lamb and potentially destroy The Absolute (again) in Baldur's Gate 3
It shall be a good birthday. Oh yes.
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Heard real-life baby alligator noises and had to do an animation.
February 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Heard real-life baby alligator noises and had to do an animation.
It is not lost on me that my son is named for the X-Man "Wolverine" and I often call my son "bub".
May 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It is not lost on me that my son is named for the X-Man "Wolverine" and I often call my son "bub".
My husband had his first cataract surgery yesterday. Checkup today. Dr said his eye looks about perfect and that healing should be a breeze.
We get to do this all over again in about two weeks for the other eye.
We get to do this all over again in about two weeks for the other eye.
May 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My husband had his first cataract surgery yesterday. Checkup today. Dr said his eye looks about perfect and that healing should be a breeze.
We get to do this all over again in about two weeks for the other eye.
We get to do this all over again in about two weeks for the other eye.
