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WitchPHD
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I'm a level 1 MTG judge who has been playing EDH for over a decade. I sometimes write stuff on Substack or help people with decks on DeckTuner. I also watch anime. My hamartia is that I type online like I'm writing novellas.

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PSA: The #mtg #edh #commander bracket system is NOT designed to fit every deck that exists.

It is designed to create 5 centralizing points people will build their deck towards.

BUILD TOWARDS YOUR INTENDED BRACKET

This bird explains it well:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdIc...
We Are Using Brackets Wrong
YouTube video by Wise Hoopoe MTG
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I recently downsized my #Commander #EDH collection, and plan to do a lot less buying of #MTG product going forward. I'm in "maintenance mode."

My latest article, where I set a goal for the next year and talk briefly about my current decks: witchphd.substack.com/p/my-no-buy-...
$$ My No-Buy Year $$
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witchphd.substack.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:23 AM
TIL: You can use moderation lists to block groups of accounts from interacting with you or showing up on your feed.

Once you find a list you trust, click: subscribe > block accounts

bsky.app/profile/did:...
December 25, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Been on #cosmic #cosmic_de for a few days now & love it; strong recommend.

Easy to use tiling window management with sensible floating window management. The best of both worlds.

Good default look. Good application runner. Minimal and efficient.

#foss #linux #arch #archlinux #wayland #opensource
December 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I came to BlueSky to share my #MTG #EDH articles, but today’s article is actually about #balatro and my journey to getting C++

witchphd.substack.com/p/balala
Balala
EDH, casual mindset, and deckbuilding.
witchphd.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
IMHO an important part of strategy in games is facing consequences for decisions.

If you get any "get out of jail free cards" that say "if your reaction test is good enough, you can win despite making bad choices" strategic choices cease to have meaning; strategic thought is outmoded by dexterity.
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
@josephmschultz.bsky.social

Just listened to most recent ep

Wanted to support your “removing shuffling”!!

I run very little shuffling (usually just Demolition Field and maybe a high MV card like Burning Rune Demon) and games are def better

I also run very little green, so YMMV
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
@josephmschultz.bsky.social
Hey. [b2] player and longtime data recorder here. Recently I’ve been recording fractional turn counts for “game end” and “first KO” and I wanted to field your opinion.

Basically “if the player whose current turn it is ended, what % through the turn would we be?”

I.e.
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Golden Fool is me.
C++ was my destiny.
And now, see:

#balatro #c++
October 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Finally! What I’ve been preaching this whole time. #edh #commander #brackets
October 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
@josephmschultz.bsky.social

Hey. Long time listener and on/off patron here. Just listened to ep 386 and wanted to share data about turn order.

I’m part of a [B2] only server that has recorded match data since 2022.

Still not a large sample size but more than an individual.
October 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Latest #mtg #commander article is here: witchphd.substack.com/p/retrofutur...

Speaking about too many things at once, of course! A bit of a read!
Retrofuture Commander
[The Bracket System]
witchphd.substack.com
September 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I don’t plan to build any #universesBeyond #MTG #EDH decks

Maybe I’d change my mind if they did an IP I cared about. But…

For the most part, Magic IS the IP I care about. I don’t play many games. Never played FF7. Played like 1 game of warhammer but never got into it. MTG is what I grew up with
August 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I think ward is a great mechanic to replace Hexproof in #mtg #edh but I have one big gripe.

It really incentivizes people to run the most efficient removal, and not FUN removal like Phthisis.
August 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Finally beat all the challenges in #balatro

I now have every achievement except c++

Turns out in order to get 100,000 with 5-of you only need it on lvl 27. Copied blue seal 8s to lvl 29, and the glass card helped me beat the extra large blind

::::)
August 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
@edhrecast.bsky.social just listened to #377 and wanted to comment that a lot of casual play is about letting your opponents from playing and “shrinking the window” can prevent opponents from doing stuff in a way other types of optimizing don’t

Also wanted to say that I’m a [bracket 2] players and
August 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
New desk set-up just dropped!!

Now with updated theme!

Am I bougie yet?

#arch #linux #archlinux #KDEPlasma #KDE #desktop
August 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
After a little editing, #KDEplasma is starting to feel like home.

Still got some work to do. Still in the market for icon/cursor packs or other suggestions.

#archlinux #arch #linux #KDE
August 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Finally got Completionist+ on #balatro for #ios

Still going to do the challenges, but probably won’t go for c++

Here’s some of my stat pages
July 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I finally caved — I spent a decade in Apple's walled garden; I return to my roots.

#linux #archlinux #arch #KDEPlasma
July 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Since I joined X (and then BlueSky) to advertise my #MTG #EDH #Commander articles, I should note that the part of my lil' website that lists some of my favorite articles is now functional: www.witchphd.com/articles

The issue?

I haven't written any articles in a hot sec. Really gotta get on that.
WitchPHD
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June 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I finally got the #balatro achievement for having too many cards in deck. Had 120 when I died on ante 12 ;(
June 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
One thing that grinds my gears in #MTG #EDH #Commander is when people act like 2 hours is way too long

When did you last play Risk? Warhammer? D&D? Saw a 2+ hour movie (LOTR)? Did you bemoan Elden Ring's playtime?

Time investment is requisite for fun
Fast ≠ good
EDH isn't a snack — it's a meal
June 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Reposted by WitchPHD
Unstoppable Force and Immovable Object xkcd.com/3084
May 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
For any U.S. #MTG #EDH shoppers concerned about TCGPLAYER strikes&stuff:

There's a (relatively) new kid on the block, manapool.com with p much the exact same service. @moxfield.com just rolled out integration, so you can use them for pricing too... and they're slightly cheaper on average, somehow.
May 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM