Imagine being the last trash bag in the box, slowly watching your entire family get peeled away into oblivion and when your time finally comes the first thing you are made to do is eat your house

[extremely Suzanne Vega voice]

I am sitting
in the morning
in a lone and
level desert
there are two legs
vast and trunkless
and a visage
shattered half-sunk
and the pedestal beside it
reads “my name is Ozymandias
I’m the king of kings and you shall
look on my works and despair”

what’s the point of dating a trans woman if ur not even gonna listen to her infodump about random things she’s passionate about

@thembees.bsky.social Added bananas and garam masala seasoning to a daiya pepperoni pizza. It was...fine. The banana added more texture than flavor

Shoplifting myself a little treat because somebody called me a "member of the LGBT community" today ✨

Doubled my prog and woke up feeling randy, call that prog rock

reskeet with a picture of you in red

We all know that Mikey Way's most significant role in the band is keeping Gerard and Frank from tearing into each other like lovestruck cowboys right? Are we finally ready to accept that?

Almond nuts?
More like I'll Monch on deez nuts
-tiles fall from the floor-
Cashew nuts?
More like Can Chew on deez nuts
-arrows fire from the wall-
Peanuts? More like Pee--
-the sphinx of the dungeon swallows me whole-

women

Hey everybody
Almond slices on pizza
ALMOND SLICES ON PIZZA??
Look, it doesn't matter anymore, just put anything on that slice it's probably great

I miss last night's ochoko. He was the ugliest little guy and my life is less without him

If you share Trump’s mugshot today please share that the Fulton County Jail where it was taken, is at 3x it’s capacity, infested with bugs, holding 87% Black people, most of whom haven’t even been convicted of a crime.

6 people have died in custody this year alone. Fuck cops, shut down jails.

Nobody warns you about how quickly being polyamorous will drain your phone battery

Ways I'm like a punk song

-Difficult to understand
-I disagree with myself
-I last a minute thirty-five seconds

The I'm Not Okay music video intro but little transmasc Frank Iero is telling little transfemme Gerard Way "You like basketball, Steely Dan, Cesar Romero's Joker, and being outside. You don't like noise music, you can't code, and you don't play Magic: The Gathering. You're never gonna make it!"

1. I was born in West Germany before the Berlin Wall came down

2. I took a bus to Seattle with the intent of doing this, but was young and stupid and didn't make it out of the city

3. I had a costume made and went on a few patrols before I realized that violent crime isn't that big an issue

Tips from your cashier: Don't put your cash on the counter. It's rude as hell. Hand it to us, don't make us scramble to scoop up your crumpled damp money

The exception is if you need to count out change. We can do that faster than you, just put a handful down and let us take what we need

Alright 2 truths and a lie

1. I was born in a country that no longer exists

2. I've longboarded over 200 miles in one journey

3. I once had a real-life superhero alter-ego