Sorry to burst your bubble, but if you weren't a teenager by 2003, you are not a 90's kid

Celebrating the holiday...

Star Trek tends to ruin great villains when they are used in a second series.
Voyager ruined the Borg.
Discovery ruined Section 31.
Picard ruined the Founders.
But redemption is possible too. Strange New Worlds has made great use of a ridiculous old villain, the Gorn.

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Are we getting January puzzle books in Knotwords?

Capybaras some how found the ecological niche of just being everybody's bud

If you look at photos of me and my family, you would think I'm the selfie enthusiast because I'm always the one taking the picture.
The truth is, I have the longest arm

building up a layer of seasoning on a pan is the closest real life ever gets to leveling up a good video game sword

This corporate job has me feeling like both Cassandra and Sisyphus

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

Smooth corduroy

Is there a pearl onion shortage I hadn't heard about? I can't find them anywhere

Blue oysters from the bucket

My mustache brings all the boys to the yard.
They're like, 'You got handle bars!'
I could trim yours, but I'd have to charge.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks 'Would you like a drink?"
Descartes replies "I didn't think so."
And he disappears.