“can the human brain create a machine that thinks better than the human brain” is the sort of “can god create rock too heavy for him to lift” question that i shall be asking all tech bros who try to convince me ai is good

do we think alison hammond’s stylist does pro bono work?

petition to have the words “concertina’d up” removed immediately from paul hollywood’s vocabulary. that is not a thing, paul. just say compressed #gbbo

I feel like we need a signal for when you repost something from the bad place because it's *good*

today i thought: maybe i will try my hand at pandoro for christmas

today i discovered i can buy fresh yeast vanilla powder dusting sugar special italian flour and a pandoro tin all from the same website based in reading

now my pandoro plans cost thirty quid and i still have to make it

ao3 is down just when i want to post my chapter. Betrayal

no one evades responsibility like delivery companies. They just straight up don’t do their one job and never face consequences for it. Overcharge, under-deliver and dgaf, absolutely Thee business model for this shit show of a timeline.

the nature of the universe is that people who can’t remember their grocery lists will have no trouble singing along to a blind melon song from 25 years ago

i will never be over the way every. single. person. on masterchef pronounces “tarte tatin” as “tatata”

annoyed that my nightmare lacked a complex and narratively satisfying villain

not being in the mood to talk to people is fine except when your whole job is talking to people

a criminal. unrepentant

I'll just leave this one to *science* 🤣

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