PRE-STAR ALLIES TAKE ON MARX!
#𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐒' quite maniacal jester!
SFW! + NSFW for potential dark themes only!
LEWD RP and NON-RP DNI (DO NOT INTERACT!)
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"ꜱᴏ ɴᴏᴡ ᴘᴏᴘ ꜱᴛᴀʀ ɪꜱ ᴍɪɴᴇ! ᴀʟʟ ᴍɪɴᴇ!"
"...Cyn's the only one who cares..."
*The jester sighed, traveling the vast reaches of space for a bit...*
"Truth be told... I was going to betray her originally, have all the wishes to myself but.... -
"...Cyn's the only one who cares..."
*The jester sighed, traveling the vast reaches of space for a bit...*
"Truth be told... I was going to betray her originally, have all the wishes to myself but.... -
*The jester glared at Shadow Kirby...*
"But just know this... if you tried to do this just so we could let bygones be bygones... then you've screwed up greatly..."
-
*The jester glared at Shadow Kirby...*
"But just know this... if you tried to do this just so we could let bygones be bygones... then you've screwed up greatly..."
-
*It would all be hopeless, an attack like this? how could one counter it?*
*...And yet something was coming... no someONE... The jester has no idea what's about to hit him...*
*As time.... suddenly came to a crawl for the both of them...*
"...So now you decide to speak up? how nice..."
-
“You’re embarrassing yourself.
Stop resisting and let me disassemble you. . .”
"...So now you decide to speak up? how nice..."
-
"OH! do we have killing intent on the mind here pal?"
*...Marx, being the meddlesome trickster he was, suddenly vanished once more...*
"Fine then... I'll play by your rules for a bit!"
-
The Blue Bomber began evading the pitch black orbs.
Leaning back at some.
Yet he was not breaking a SINGLE sweat.
Taking this moment of vulnerability, Rock brought out a flame sword to slice at him with EXTRA sizzle.
Most deadly weapons take priority..
"OH! do we have killing intent on the mind here pal?"
*...Marx, being the meddlesome trickster he was, suddenly vanished once more...*
"Fine then... I'll play by your rules for a bit!"
-
*The jester vanished, as expected... but... where did he go?*
"Unfortunately, I can read you like a book!"
*And he cackled as he suddenly burst out from the ground below his enemy!*
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*The jester vanished, as expected... but... where did he go?*
"Unfortunately, I can read you like a book!"
*And he cackled as he suddenly burst out from the ground below his enemy!*
-
{And you might be asking "oh why not the Star Allies version?"}
{...Well, I started this, so screw you, I get the aux cord for this fight...}
{And you might be asking "oh why not the Star Allies version?"}
{...Well, I started this, so screw you, I get the aux cord for this fight...}
"Aren't YOU just as happy as ever.... you got to kill that stupid maverick who would've gracefully spoiled our plans... you had just a splendid victory party.... and the greatest gift of all?"
"̷̠̚.̶̡̃͌͝.̵̫̳͚̽.̶̥̒T̵̩̽͂h̸͔͚̒̿̓e̶̘͙̗̋ ̴͙̹̇́o̵̮̟͗̔̉ņ̵̢̼̀e̸͙̰̅͒̆ ̴̫̇h̵̫͒̕͜ù̷̢͍̓͠ṁ̸̩̣̔̈́ȧ̴̡̛̘̩ņ̶̆̒ ̵̺͕̠͐͒y̴̧̼̪̍ơ̸͇̋̓u̵̦͛̍͜ ̴̰̔̀s̵̰̱̈́̈́t̸̨͈̤͠͝a̴̧̛̰̓r̵̼̳̅̒͌t̵̘̦̱̏́͗ḙ̶̩̟̂̅d̷͇̞̑̈́ ̴͓̠̲͊̋ẗ̶̜̟̟́͋͂ọ̸͛͜͠ ̵̰̓̏͘s̵̻͖͇̑͛̆h̶̤̰̙̏͂ỏ̷̖́͒w̴̻̼̻͛̓͘ ̸̳͌̊l̸̗̄͂o̵̦͖̿v̷̧͎̭̿͆͊e̵̲̙͓̽̕͠ ̷͓̤͉͆̾f̵̡̱́̇o̸̧̠̍r̶͈̿ ̴̧̫͋ȋ̶̮̈s̶͈̪͗̔͜ ̵͓̓̕n̸̨̗̊ǒ̷̫̯͎w̴̰̮̽̍ ̵̲͝d̴̡̩̅ė̵͔̌ạ̷̯̒d̸͙̃.̵̨͚̤̆͆̃.̷̯̈́̒̕.̷̼̼̞̀͒̓"̴̦̎̎͂
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"Aren't YOU just as happy as ever.... you got to kill that stupid maverick who would've gracefully spoiled our plans... you had just a splendid victory party.... and the greatest gift of all?"
"̷̠̚.̶̡̃͌͝.̵̫̳͚̽.̶̥̒T̵̩̽͂h̸͔͚̒̿̓e̶̘͙̗̋ ̴͙̹̇́o̵̮̟͗̔̉ņ̵̢̼̀e̸͙̰̅͒̆ ̴̫̇h̵̫͒̕͜ù̷̢͍̓͠ṁ̸̩̣̔̈́ȧ̴̡̛̘̩ņ̶̆̒ ̵̺͕̠͐͒y̴̧̼̪̍ơ̸͇̋̓u̵̦͛̍͜ ̴̰̔̀s̵̰̱̈́̈́t̸̨͈̤͠͝a̴̧̛̰̓r̵̼̳̅̒͌t̵̘̦̱̏́͗ḙ̶̩̟̂̅d̷͇̞̑̈́ ̴͓̠̲͊̋ẗ̶̜̟̟́͋͂ọ̸͛͜͠ ̵̰̓̏͘s̵̻͖͇̑͛̆h̶̤̰̙̏͂ỏ̷̖́͒w̴̻̼̻͛̓͘ ̸̳͌̊l̸̗̄͂o̵̦͖̿v̷̧͎̭̿͆͊e̵̲̙͓̽̕͠ ̷͓̤͉͆̾f̵̡̱́̇o̸̧̠̍r̶͈̿ ̴̧̫͋ȋ̶̮̈s̶͈̪͗̔͜ ̵͓̓̕n̸̨̗̊ǒ̷̫̯͎w̴̰̮̽̍ ̵̲͝d̴̡̩̅ė̵͔̌ạ̷̯̒d̸͙̃.̵̨͚̤̆͆̃.̷̯̈́̒̕.̷̼̼̞̀͒̓"̴̦̎̎͂
-
"...How sweet, I'll make sure to book an appointment for a personal ass kicking from the both of us then..."
"...How sweet, I'll make sure to book an appointment for a personal ass kicking from the both of us then..."
Cyn looked…cheery. As if it were a different person at the held…
"And second... the hell's got you so up in defeat? you're never like this..."
"And second... the hell's got you so up in defeat? you're never like this..."
"And second... the hell's got you so up in defeat? you're never like this..."
"...I called it! I KNEW Cyn would pick on Ciel!"
"Looks like somebody owes me some dededollars!"
"...What do you mean we didn't bet on that? Well fine then! have it your way! I'll just bet on the next big thing!"
"...I called it! I KNEW Cyn would pick on Ciel!"
"Looks like somebody owes me some dededollars!"
"...What do you mean we didn't bet on that? Well fine then! have it your way! I'll just bet on the next big thing!"
"Aww, what's the matter, scared?"
*WHY IS THE CLOWN SPROUTING WINGS!? WHY IS THE CLOWN SPROUTING WINGS!?!?*
"̵̮̽̓Ỹ̷͉̚͝ò̴̳͈̐̔u̶̘͍̐̓ͅ ̴̯̓̍s̷͖̘̫̽̑͑h̴͇̏̎o̷̠̓̃u̴̺͚̙͗ĺ̷͎̥͉͊͛d̶͔̖͊̇ ̵͓̊b̴̻̤̳́ề̴̦͚.̷̡̣̉̓.̵̢̛̤̭̌̍.̷̪̮̦͂͝"̴̩̈
“𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐍!"
"Aww, what's the matter, scared?"
*WHY IS THE CLOWN SPROUTING WINGS!? WHY IS THE CLOWN SPROUTING WINGS!?!?*
"̵̮̽̓Ỹ̷͉̚͝ò̴̳͈̐̔u̶̘͍̐̓ͅ ̴̯̓̍s̷͖̘̫̽̑͑h̴͇̏̎o̷̠̓̃u̴̺͚̙͗ĺ̷͎̥͉͊͛d̶͔̖͊̇ ̵͓̊b̴̻̤̳́ề̴̦͚.̷̡̣̉̓.̵̢̛̤̭̌̍.̷̪̮̦͂͝"̴̩̈
"Well, someone's got a pep in their step as they say..."
"...Would be a absolute shame if something really bad was happening..."
Innocently whistling.
Happy lil’ bot.
Nothing happened.
Totally.
"Well, someone's got a pep in their step as they say..."
"...Would be a absolute shame if something really bad was happening..."
"Oh zErO! rOcK! pLeAsE HeLp mE!"
"̵̘̯̲̘͓̙̃̄̓̃̀͒͜͠H̴̨͖͖̙̙̥̤͕̋͘o̵͇̠͉̤͇͚̽̊̚w̴̨̼̗̩̜͒͆̒̋ ̷̘̯͙͉̉̃͝p̶̙̩͎͎̜̩̝̿͝͠ȧ̷̘̫̮̘͙̂̋̔ͅẗ̶̢̧́̔̋̏́h̸̻̫̺̠̲͚̰̞͊é̷͚̼̦͛̀t̴̲̪̣̦͊͐͊̌͆̋ͅỉ̵̗͆̅̿̄̈̏c̸̙̤̖̬̤͚̓̃͊̿̃͝!̴͖̎̇"̸̧̛͈̞̖̝͊̽͊̾̈́̃̚
"Oh zErO! rOcK! pLeAsE HeLp mE!"
"̵̘̯̲̘͓̙̃̄̓̃̀͒͜͠H̴̨͖͖̙̙̥̤͕̋͘o̵͇̠͉̤͇͚̽̊̚w̴̨̼̗̩̜͒͆̒̋ ̷̘̯͙͉̉̃͝p̶̙̩͎͎̜̩̝̿͝͠ȧ̷̘̫̮̘͙̂̋̔ͅẗ̶̢̧́̔̋̏́h̸̻̫̺̠̲͚̰̞͊é̷͚̼̦͛̀t̴̲̪̣̦͊͐͊̌͆̋ͅỉ̵̗͆̅̿̄̈̏c̸̙̤̖̬̤͚̓̃͊̿̃͝!̴͖̎̇"̸̧̛͈̞̖̝͊̽͊̾̈́̃̚
*The jester vanished then and there.... all according to plan...*
“…Friend…”
*"C'mon!" he thought! "take the bait! say we're friends!"*
*The jester vanished then and there.... all according to plan...*
*The jester decides to vanish... to follow and fuck shit up alongside her...*
Guess she’s already on her way to fuck shit up.
"Very... very big day..."
"Cyn, have you decided on a target yet?"
*The jester decides to vanish... to follow and fuck shit up alongside her...*
"Very... very big day..."
"Cyn, have you decided on a target yet?"
"Very... very big day..."
"Cyn, have you decided on a target yet?"
*"C'mon!" he thought! "take the bait! say we're friends!"*
It looks like it’s believing him, but it’s also a bit spectacle.
“…You…so…?”
"Well, I can assure you I wouldn't even hurt a fly! any friend of yours? is a friend of mine!"
*"C'mon!" he thought! "take the bait! say we're friends!"*
"Well, I can assure you I wouldn't even hurt a fly! any friend of yours? is a friend of mine!"
Yeah that sounds like another Marx alri—
“Scream…coward…”
…yeah THAT’s new.
*Something tells him he shouldn't answer that honestly... but he decides to ask something.*
"That depends? what's this Jester fellow like?"
"Well, I can assure you I wouldn't even hurt a fly! any friend of yours? is a friend of mine!"
*Something tells him he shouldn't answer that honestly... but he decides to ask something.*
"That depends? what's this Jester fellow like?"
“…you…like…Jester?”
…Is it asking if he’s like it’s Marx? I mean, it’s not bad to assume but…
Yeah.
*Something tells him he shouldn't answer that honestly... but he decides to ask something.*
"That depends? what's this Jester fellow like?"
*He doesn't sound too sorry...*
*He doesn't sound too sorry...*
"..."
He's just staring at the screeching jester, eyes glowing ominously.
*Now EVERYONE'S ears are probably bleeding!*
*Now EVERYONE'S ears are probably bleeding!*
*Now EVERYONE'S ears are probably bleeding!*