Wish
@wishdrinkstea.bsky.social
They/any pronouns. Teacher. Progressive Ohioan, already voted 🟦 2024 🥥🌴. I like wolves 🐺
Starting a thing where I finally post on Bluesky but they get more deranged each day
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Starting a thing where I finally post on Bluesky but they get more deranged each day
I feel like I’m gonna be addicted to social media forever so might as well try this one again.
I like #chess #elections #columbus #furry #animation and #teaching
I like #chess #elections #columbus #furry #animation and #teaching
September 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I feel like I’m gonna be addicted to social media forever so might as well try this one again.
I like #chess #elections #columbus #furry #animation and #teaching
I like #chess #elections #columbus #furry #animation and #teaching
I just won the Iron Author writing contest at #anthrohio lmao
April 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I just won the Iron Author writing contest at #anthrohio lmao
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Okay, I am not one of those “box office = love” people but Zaslav is and the funniest thing ever would be if this became a smash financial hit
Coyote vs Acme has been acquired by Ketchup Entertainment for distribution!
The film stars Will Forte, John Cena, Lana Condor and Tone Bell.
The film stars Will Forte, John Cena, Lana Condor and Tone Bell.
March 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Okay, I am not one of those “box office = love” people but Zaslav is and the funniest thing ever would be if this became a smash financial hit
Not sure how to be authentic without picking fights with homophobes and racists on purpose
April 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Not sure how to be authentic without picking fights with homophobes and racists on purpose
Ordered two DoorDash orders separately so they can race and I feel like a Roman king at the colleseum
February 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Ordered two DoorDash orders separately so they can race and I feel like a Roman king at the colleseum
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February 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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the USPS store is a magical place where everyone is nice to me
January 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
the USPS store is a magical place where everyone is nice to me
MAGA continues to blame minorities for every problem ever.
Meanwhile, a gay person actually is responsible for all of my problems: me
Meanwhile, a gay person actually is responsible for all of my problems: me
January 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
MAGA continues to blame minorities for every problem ever.
Meanwhile, a gay person actually is responsible for all of my problems: me
Meanwhile, a gay person actually is responsible for all of my problems: me
Balatro players: “man this shit is doin numbers”
January 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Balatro players: “man this shit is doin numbers”
Fingernails are stupid, we shoulda been given claws
January 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Fingernails are stupid, we shoulda been given claws
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No politician in either party has promised lycanthropy for all, these are not serious people
January 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
No politician in either party has promised lycanthropy for all, these are not serious people
Twitter is so bad now that my Facebook feed is honestly less enraging
January 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Twitter is so bad now that my Facebook feed is honestly less enraging
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I'm not going to see the nosferatu movie because I already saw the spoiler that he's uncircumcised. That was the only reason I would have gone to see it- to find out if the nosferatu is circumcised (he's not)
December 30, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I'm not going to see the nosferatu movie because I already saw the spoiler that he's uncircumcised. That was the only reason I would have gone to see it- to find out if the nosferatu is circumcised (he's not)
If furries had headphones, they would be shaped like those cat-ear headbands and face backwards
December 29, 2024 at 3:33 PM
If furries had headphones, they would be shaped like those cat-ear headbands and face backwards
An equine furry room party? More like a Kink Pony Club
December 28, 2024 at 4:36 AM
An equine furry room party? More like a Kink Pony Club
Unfortunately I have been playing Fortnite
December 27, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Unfortunately I have been playing Fortnite
Guy at the bar named John met a guy named Jacob and it took everything I had to not shout out “Jingleheimerschmidtt”
December 10, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Guy at the bar named John met a guy named Jacob and it took everything I had to not shout out “Jingleheimerschmidtt”
“Name a show no one remembers but you”
It was only on at a really weird hour, before I got home from school, but had legit some of the driest, best written humor I’ve seen in a kids show.
It was only on at a really weird hour, before I got home from school, but had legit some of the driest, best written humor I’ve seen in a kids show.
December 8, 2024 at 9:35 PM
“Name a show no one remembers but you”
It was only on at a really weird hour, before I got home from school, but had legit some of the driest, best written humor I’ve seen in a kids show.
It was only on at a really weird hour, before I got home from school, but had legit some of the driest, best written humor I’ve seen in a kids show.
“Women who won’t fuck you” unfortunately I believe he may have found a loophole to that particular issue
December 8, 2024 at 1:59 AM
“Women who won’t fuck you” unfortunately I believe he may have found a loophole to that particular issue
So there I was, wearing my favorite hoodie in New York City,
December 5, 2024 at 11:35 PM
So there I was, wearing my favorite hoodie in New York City,
Twitter: The everything app
December 4, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Twitter: The everything app
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