Wiseacre
@wiseacre.me
Former baby. Living in the darkest timeline
If you feel a quake shutter through the earth it's because I'm at Costco on a Sunday afternoon.
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If you feel a quake shutter through the earth it's because I'm at Costco on a Sunday afternoon.
There's nothing more predictable and exhausting than a MAGA scorned (because they are scorned by everyone and everything all of the time).
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
There's nothing more predictable and exhausting than a MAGA scorned (because they are scorned by everyone and everything all of the time).
I'm anticipating some major insane distraction event by the right to attempt to deflate the major victories for the left in last night elections which were a clear signal of a desired new direction
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I'm anticipating some major insane distraction event by the right to attempt to deflate the major victories for the left in last night elections which were a clear signal of a desired new direction
You don't notice what your circulatory or nervous or digestive system does because it works. The same is true of so much of our government systems. And because we don't notice, we don't value it and justify just getting rid of systems. But we'll notice. And we'll hurt. That's what we're entering.
November 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You don't notice what your circulatory or nervous or digestive system does because it works. The same is true of so much of our government systems. And because we don't notice, we don't value it and justify just getting rid of systems. But we'll notice. And we'll hurt. That's what we're entering.
Simple ethos far too many people immediately want to ignore
October 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Simple ethos far too many people immediately want to ignore
Why should we care what people who don't care about anyone else but themselves have to say? The answer is, we shouldn't.
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Why should we care what people who don't care about anyone else but themselves have to say? The answer is, we shouldn't.
I really don't know how to respond to this horseshit. How in the hell is this about education? They going to teach trad wife? As a solution to poverty? Pay people living wages you dumbfucks!
apple.news/AmauqwONESui...
apple.news/AmauqwONESui...
Ohio Senate passes 'success sequence' bill, which would require schools teach when to have kids — Ohio Capital Journal
Ohio schools would be required to teach students to graduate high school, get a job and get married — in that order — before having a baby, according to a bill the Ohio Senate passed last week.
apple.news
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I really don't know how to respond to this horseshit. How in the hell is this about education? They going to teach trad wife? As a solution to poverty? Pay people living wages you dumbfucks!
apple.news/AmauqwONESui...
apple.news/AmauqwONESui...
Add all the remaining things you want, there's no way a ballroom is worth $2,777 per square feet. #ballroom #whitehouse #grift
October 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Add all the remaining things you want, there's no way a ballroom is worth $2,777 per square feet. #ballroom #whitehouse #grift
I had forgotten about this. They created a problem so they could justify their solution.
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I had forgotten about this. They created a problem so they could justify their solution.
Be sure to block every person following @whitehouse-47.bsky.social and not allow them to turn Bluesky into the casserole of shit that Twitter (and Facebook and soon Tiktok) has become
October 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Be sure to block every person following @whitehouse-47.bsky.social and not allow them to turn Bluesky into the casserole of shit that Twitter (and Facebook and soon Tiktok) has become
Me walking around in my frog suit at the #Cincinnati #NoKings protest today. Huge turn out.
October 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Me walking around in my frog suit at the #Cincinnati #NoKings protest today. Huge turn out.
Just listened to newest @nevernotfunny.com and wow @jimmypardo.com congrats! Never thought anyone would get the pre-guess. So glad I could be half of a part of that $50 (the Armstrong part - and nice to see you again at Go Bananas). Now need fireworks and a winning song
October 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Just listened to newest @nevernotfunny.com and wow @jimmypardo.com congrats! Never thought anyone would get the pre-guess. So glad I could be half of a part of that $50 (the Armstrong part - and nice to see you again at Go Bananas). Now need fireworks and a winning song
The U.S. wouldn't allow the U.S. to do what the U.S. is doing to the U.S. if it weren't the U.S.
October 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The U.S. wouldn't allow the U.S. to do what the U.S. is doing to the U.S. if it weren't the U.S.
You know, for humor and fun...
October 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
You know, for humor and fun...
Reposted by Wiseacre
I know everyone is sick of hearing this but Dorothy is a mom’s friend’s name, NOT a mom’s name. If your mom is named Dorothy: SHE’S NOT REALLY YOUR MOM
October 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I know everyone is sick of hearing this but Dorothy is a mom’s friend’s name, NOT a mom’s name. If your mom is named Dorothy: SHE’S NOT REALLY YOUR MOM
By the "logic" of the right, related to immigration and cities and crimes, lighting a match inside a house is the same thing as it being consumed in a raging inferno.
October 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
By the "logic" of the right, related to immigration and cities and crimes, lighting a match inside a house is the same thing as it being consumed in a raging inferno.
Who is it that's the threat to America again? This is the future of the GOP apple.news/AcMDxurLLQQe...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat — POLITICO
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
apple.news
October 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Who is it that's the threat to America again? This is the future of the GOP apple.news/AcMDxurLLQQe...
October 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Oh yeah? You got someone? Ok. Prove it. Release their name. Tell us who it is. Go on. Can't be hard. #antifa #girlfriend
October 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh yeah? You got someone? Ok. Prove it. Release their name. Tell us who it is. Go on. Can't be hard. #antifa #girlfriend
Their goal isn't merely to disturb legal protests, but to deplete the resources and funding of ALL organization, nonprofits, causes, and campaigns that don't support their efforts. #regime #fascism #dictatorship #fundingn #attack
October 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Their goal isn't merely to disturb legal protests, but to deplete the resources and funding of ALL organization, nonprofits, causes, and campaigns that don't support their efforts. #regime #fascism #dictatorship #fundingn #attack
Reposted by Wiseacre
PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
October 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
Perhaps create a BlueCrypto to combat the blatant attempt to steal left leaning funding of causes? #fund #election #vote @aoc.bsky.social @muellershewrote.com @petebuttigieg.bsky.social @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @thebulwark.com @crockett.house.gov @governorwalz.mn.gov @jbpritzker.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Perhaps create a BlueCrypto to combat the blatant attempt to steal left leaning funding of causes? #fund #election #vote @aoc.bsky.social @muellershewrote.com @petebuttigieg.bsky.social @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @thebulwark.com @crockett.house.gov @governorwalz.mn.gov @jbpritzker.bsky.social
Looks like Trump is gonna declare war on Venezuela now. Not because of gangs. Because he lost a prize he didn't deserve anyway to a woman from Venezuela. It's poetically hilarious.
www.nobelprize.org/prizes/peace...
www.nobelprize.org/prizes/peace...
Nobel Peace Prize 2025
The Nobel Peace Prize 2025 was awarded to Maria Corina Machado "for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transi...
www.nobelprize.org
October 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Looks like Trump is gonna declare war on Venezuela now. Not because of gangs. Because he lost a prize he didn't deserve anyway to a woman from Venezuela. It's poetically hilarious.
www.nobelprize.org/prizes/peace...
www.nobelprize.org/prizes/peace...
Anyone who doesn't support Trump is Antifa - making Trump a fascist by default. Antifa is apparently a terrorist organization despite not being an organization. Exercising one's right to speak out and demonstrate against the current president is an act of insurrection. This is a dictatorship.
October 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Anyone who doesn't support Trump is Antifa - making Trump a fascist by default. Antifa is apparently a terrorist organization despite not being an organization. Exercising one's right to speak out and demonstrate against the current president is an act of insurrection. This is a dictatorship.