wirthling
@wirthling.bsky.social
crafter of small-batch artisanal bullshit
online-american
navelnaut
online-american
navelnaut
cheaper by the bowl
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
cheaper by the bowl
love how fed gov't graph breaks the 4th wall
December 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
love how fed gov't graph breaks the 4th wall
autoerotic asphyxiation, i assume
December 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
autoerotic asphyxiation, i assume
"hey remember a decade ago when i was an asshole, guess what, i'm still an asshole"
December 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"hey remember a decade ago when i was an asshole, guess what, i'm still an asshole"
the implicit x in marshall's equation is dead people
December 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
the implicit x in marshall's equation is dead people
every game i play is "the worst game EVERRRRRRRR!!!"
it's some reptile brain shit, i dunno
it's some reptile brain shit, i dunno
December 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
every game i play is "the worst game EVERRRRRRRR!!!"
it's some reptile brain shit, i dunno
it's some reptile brain shit, i dunno
i go through a lot of game controllers
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
i go through a lot of game controllers
mario is a fuckin cheating lying stealing piece of shit and he should die in a ditch, alone
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
mario is a fuckin cheating lying stealing piece of shit and he should die in a ditch, alone
sign not working, maybe needs to be even bigger font?
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
sign not working, maybe needs to be even bigger font?
all men are created of varying degrees of value
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
all men are created of varying degrees of value
you can't stop me from eating tainted cheese
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
you can't stop me from eating tainted cheese
* Do you have a colleague we can submit these questions to who does not live in an isolation tank?
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
* Do you have a colleague we can submit these questions to who does not live in an isolation tank?
penzey's sent me a comically large box full of revolution spice for free with an order and it is great and i use it almost every day, pretty sure it is more than a lifetime supply
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
penzey's sent me a comically large box full of revolution spice for free with an order and it is great and i use it almost every day, pretty sure it is more than a lifetime supply
also, i did not murder them, i kinetically struck them
to death
to death
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
also, i did not murder them, i kinetically struck them
to death
to death
it is the soundtrack of hell
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
it is the soundtrack of hell
the fuck is wrong with you [complimentary]
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the fuck is wrong with you [complimentary]
i would like howard to understand how great justice and accountability is
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
i would like howard to understand how great justice and accountability is