wirthling
@wirthling.bsky.social
crafter of small-batch artisanal bullshit
online-american
navelnaut
online-american
navelnaut
Pinned
wirthling
@wirthling.bsky.social
· Sep 4
t̷̪̖̟̤̓͝ê̷̛̦̞̈́͂́̿͝s̸̡̟͙̙̖͐̽̓̅͜ṯ̶̨̺̯̝͇̙̊̀͗̓͒̊͑̓̈́̚î̴̧̼͕̳͈̰̰̝̥̐͋̏͘n̷̜͉͎̺̤̟̽̂͋̎̂͌̒͆̒͠ģ̷̝̠̬̮͉̤̤̂̉.̷̖͐̓̒͊̌͘.̶̤̥̔̋̈͑̾͗͘.̶̢̜̳̫͇̎̏̏͊̈́̒̄̕3̸͙͌̌̒͂̐̆̈́̊̐̍.̴̹̭̙̘̭̜͚̦͌.̸̡̱͓̪̫̟͌̓.̴̨̨̪͈͉͇̩̲͔͋͆̈́̐͛͋2̴̦͎̱̫̱̦̿ͅ.̷͎̹͌̈̀͋̚͝.̷͇͔̺͓̲̭͈̱̄̒̀̋.̴̨̩̝̼̫̝͎͎͆̏1̸̨͚̥̾̆̃̏̾̈́̎͘.̶̥̰̝̣͓͎͕̹͚͊̚.̸̦͛.̷̜̤̥͒́͛.̸̥̹̗͗.̵̢̣̼̯̗̪̮̳̏͌̽͆̊̎͂̉̽̍.̴͇͎̠̥̈̒̅͋̓̑̚͜͝.̵͉̫͚͙̪̰̒̾͆͒͑̇̋̕.̴̢̏̆̍͌͌.̵̜́͆͆̃̂̉́.̶̤̂̒̌̋̚̚.̶̲͈͉̱̻̞̒́́͋̑͘͠͝.̶̨̡̙̟̟͚̳̠̉̋̑̈́̔̅̈́̊͐͠.̶̥͈͈͊
this guy will be the most piss-soaked president ever, in life and in death
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
this guy will be the most piss-soaked president ever, in life and in death
random question: does anyone know if you can cremate a steel wheelbarrow
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
random question: does anyone know if you can cremate a steel wheelbarrow
just had an MRI that showed that i do NOT have any tumors or lesions in my brain
part of me had been hoping for terminal brain cancer so i could eat as much fuckin bread as i want
part of me had been hoping for terminal brain cancer so i could eat as much fuckin bread as i want
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
just had an MRI that showed that i do NOT have any tumors or lesions in my brain
part of me had been hoping for terminal brain cancer so i could eat as much fuckin bread as i want
part of me had been hoping for terminal brain cancer so i could eat as much fuckin bread as i want
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ross Douthat: "Is All Crime Because of Ni--"
[interrupting] Editor: "Ross, please, no."
[interrupting] Editor: "Ross, please, no."
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Ross Douthat: "Is All Crime Because of Ni--"
[interrupting] Editor: "Ross, please, no."
[interrupting] Editor: "Ross, please, no."
did i hallucinate an episode of LA Law where arnie becker randomly gets testicular torsion
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
did i hallucinate an episode of LA Law where arnie becker randomly gets testicular torsion
if mamdani is elected i predict he will treat nyc's jews and christians and white and rich people and everybody *fairly* and all of these folks 100% sure he is a terrorist commie now will still believe it; US society passed some sort of tipping point and its evidence-based pillar has collapsed
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
if mamdani is elected i predict he will treat nyc's jews and christians and white and rich people and everybody *fairly* and all of these folks 100% sure he is a terrorist commie now will still believe it; US society passed some sort of tipping point and its evidence-based pillar has collapsed
am thinking now is the time for maryland to evict the district of columbia and reclaim that land we donated to the federal gov, let mar-a-lago be the new capitol, we don't care, gtfo now, you already let virginia do this
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
am thinking now is the time for maryland to evict the district of columbia and reclaim that land we donated to the federal gov, let mar-a-lago be the new capitol, we don't care, gtfo now, you already let virginia do this
i also don't know if i can back a guy who is comfortable walking around shirtless, not my people
October 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
i also don't know if i can back a guy who is comfortable walking around shirtless, not my people
when i was a kid i often doodled swastikas and i swear i had no idea of the greater meaning and just liked the geometry of the symbol
does not explain my doodles of nazi soldiers tho
does not explain my doodles of nazi soldiers tho
October 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
when i was a kid i often doodled swastikas and i swear i had no idea of the greater meaning and just liked the geometry of the symbol
does not explain my doodles of nazi soldiers tho
does not explain my doodles of nazi soldiers tho
borderlands 4 sucks, extremely disappointed, another franchise i used to enjoy self-destructs
boring, lacks charm and creativity, buggy af, repetitive, i feel insulted to pay so much for something so unpleasant and underwhelming, really regretting not waiting for reviews, won't buy another gearbox
boring, lacks charm and creativity, buggy af, repetitive, i feel insulted to pay so much for something so unpleasant and underwhelming, really regretting not waiting for reviews, won't buy another gearbox
October 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
borderlands 4 sucks, extremely disappointed, another franchise i used to enjoy self-destructs
boring, lacks charm and creativity, buggy af, repetitive, i feel insulted to pay so much for something so unpleasant and underwhelming, really regretting not waiting for reviews, won't buy another gearbox
boring, lacks charm and creativity, buggy af, repetitive, i feel insulted to pay so much for something so unpleasant and underwhelming, really regretting not waiting for reviews, won't buy another gearbox
terrible band name: Jared and the Saudis
September 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
terrible band name: Jared and the Saudis
trump gonna sign an EO that will outlaw pronouncing gif with soft g
September 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
trump gonna sign an EO that will outlaw pronouncing gif with soft g
chotiner meme fatigue setting in
September 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
chotiner meme fatigue setting in
just bought a sub at subway, so if ICE comes to baltimore today, i am ready, unless i eat it
September 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
just bought a sub at subway, so if ICE comes to baltimore today, i am ready, unless i eat it
t̷̪̖̟̤̓͝ê̷̛̦̞̈́͂́̿͝s̸̡̟͙̙̖͐̽̓̅͜ṯ̶̨̺̯̝͇̙̊̀͗̓͒̊͑̓̈́̚î̴̧̼͕̳͈̰̰̝̥̐͋̏͘n̷̜͉͎̺̤̟̽̂͋̎̂͌̒͆̒͠ģ̷̝̠̬̮͉̤̤̂̉.̷̖͐̓̒͊̌͘.̶̤̥̔̋̈͑̾͗͘.̶̢̜̳̫͇̎̏̏͊̈́̒̄̕3̸͙͌̌̒͂̐̆̈́̊̐̍.̴̹̭̙̘̭̜͚̦͌.̸̡̱͓̪̫̟͌̓.̴̨̨̪͈͉͇̩̲͔͋͆̈́̐͛͋2̴̦͎̱̫̱̦̿ͅ.̷͎̹͌̈̀͋̚͝.̷͇͔̺͓̲̭͈̱̄̒̀̋.̴̨̩̝̼̫̝͎͎͆̏1̸̨͚̥̾̆̃̏̾̈́̎͘.̶̥̰̝̣͓͎͕̹͚͊̚.̸̦͛.̷̜̤̥͒́͛.̸̥̹̗͗.̵̢̣̼̯̗̪̮̳̏͌̽͆̊̎͂̉̽̍.̴͇͎̠̥̈̒̅͋̓̑̚͜͝.̵͉̫͚͙̪̰̒̾͆͒͑̇̋̕.̴̢̏̆̍͌͌.̵̜́͆͆̃̂̉́.̶̤̂̒̌̋̚̚.̶̲͈͉̱̻̞̒́́͋̑͘͠͝.̶̨̡̙̟̟͚̳̠̉̋̑̈́̔̅̈́̊͐͠.̶̥͈͈͊
September 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
t̷̪̖̟̤̓͝ê̷̛̦̞̈́͂́̿͝s̸̡̟͙̙̖͐̽̓̅͜ṯ̶̨̺̯̝͇̙̊̀͗̓͒̊͑̓̈́̚î̴̧̼͕̳͈̰̰̝̥̐͋̏͘n̷̜͉͎̺̤̟̽̂͋̎̂͌̒͆̒͠ģ̷̝̠̬̮͉̤̤̂̉.̷̖͐̓̒͊̌͘.̶̤̥̔̋̈͑̾͗͘.̶̢̜̳̫͇̎̏̏͊̈́̒̄̕3̸͙͌̌̒͂̐̆̈́̊̐̍.̴̹̭̙̘̭̜͚̦͌.̸̡̱͓̪̫̟͌̓.̴̨̨̪͈͉͇̩̲͔͋͆̈́̐͛͋2̴̦͎̱̫̱̦̿ͅ.̷͎̹͌̈̀͋̚͝.̷͇͔̺͓̲̭͈̱̄̒̀̋.̴̨̩̝̼̫̝͎͎͆̏1̸̨͚̥̾̆̃̏̾̈́̎͘.̶̥̰̝̣͓͎͕̹͚͊̚.̸̦͛.̷̜̤̥͒́͛.̸̥̹̗͗.̵̢̣̼̯̗̪̮̳̏͌̽͆̊̎͂̉̽̍.̴͇͎̠̥̈̒̅͋̓̑̚͜͝.̵͉̫͚͙̪̰̒̾͆͒͑̇̋̕.̴̢̏̆̍͌͌.̵̜́͆͆̃̂̉́.̶̤̂̒̌̋̚̚.̶̲͈͉̱̻̞̒́́͋̑͘͠͝.̶̨̡̙̟̟͚̳̠̉̋̑̈́̔̅̈́̊͐͠.̶̥͈͈͊
today was a good day for idiots but so is every day
August 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
today was a good day for idiots but so is every day
at this point i don't know that i trust a journalist who is unwilling to shoot this guy in the face, you are all such a disappointment
August 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
at this point i don't know that i trust a journalist who is unwilling to shoot this guy in the face, you are all such a disappointment
this emoji is titled "cancer" and not the more obvious, y'know
August 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
this emoji is titled "cancer" and not the more obvious, y'know
i can't do anything halfway
except for all the things i can only do halfway
except for all the things i can only do halfway
August 1, 2025 at 11:59 AM
i can't do anything halfway
except for all the things i can only do halfway
except for all the things i can only do halfway
The Lazarus Project = Slow Horses + Loki
July 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The Lazarus Project = Slow Horses + Loki