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· Nov 27
Imagine how stupid the average person is, then realize half of all people are stupider than that - George Carlin
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
This is why nobody wants to vote for Democrats. They swept the last election and folded like a broken chair. Their convictions are a mile wide and an inch deep.
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is why nobody wants to vote for Democrats. They swept the last election and folded like a broken chair. Their convictions are a mile wide and an inch deep.
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Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
October 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
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Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals https://theonion.com/ohio-begins-executing-random-people-in-hopes-they-re-cr-1851218315/
October 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals https://theonion.com/ohio-begins-executing-random-people-in-hopes-they-re-cr-1851218315/
@matthewjdowd.bsky.social , it’s bizarre that the “F*ck your feelings” crowd gets their feelings hurt so easily.
September 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
@matthewjdowd.bsky.social , it’s bizarre that the “F*ck your feelings” crowd gets their feelings hurt so easily.
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...
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June 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
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Understaffed National Weather Service Still Weeks Away From Issuing Kentucky Tornado Warning
Understaffed National Weather Service Still Weeks Away From Issuing Kentucky Tornado Warning
SILVER SPRING, MD—In the aftermath of the deadly storms that ripped through the central United States over the weekend, the National Weather Service confirmed Monday that due to critical staffing shor...
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May 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Understaffed National Weather Service Still Weeks Away From Issuing Kentucky Tornado Warning
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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat
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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat
WASHINGTON—In a move that significantly restricts the eligibility of thousands of American troops to fight for their country on the front lines, senior U.S. military officials announced Wednesday that all men with girl names would now be forbidden from serving in combat roles. The ban, which goes into effect immediately, prohibits male personnel with clearly […]
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May 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat
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CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak
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May 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak
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Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
April 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
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Career Spider Not Sure She's Ready For 3,000 Children At This Point
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April 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Career Spider Not Sure She's Ready For 3,000 Children At This Point
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How much longer til America is great?
March 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
How much longer til America is great?
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I laughed way too hard. 😭
December 5, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I laughed way too hard. 😭
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This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.
December 5, 2024 at 6:22 PM
This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.
Imagine how stupid the average person is, then realize half of all people are stupider than that - George Carlin
November 27, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Imagine how stupid the average person is, then realize half of all people are stupider than that - George Carlin
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command" - George Orwell.
November 20, 2024 at 2:02 AM
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command" - George Orwell.
Any of my friends here from the other place, let me know so I can give you a follow
November 17, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Any of my friends here from the other place, let me know so I can give you a follow