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engineer and musician
Not many people can point back at 20+ years of screwing up at being in bands and have an artifact that clearly says “i peaked”, but I do and that is Urgency by Ben Franklin (2011)
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
the day a socialist walked into the white house while congress was denouncing socialism and took a picture in front of the only socialist president
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
the tyranny of mikey day continues in my home unabated i write this in hope of salvation from Is It Cake
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
in a world of pigs
be a wolf
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I desperately would like to make a shot for shot recreation of the music video for “So Whatcha Want” but for one of my own songs I should find two other people who look sort of like me vaguely.
October 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Then, just now, this happened
October 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Episode VI: Return of the Pee Tapes was not on my roster for the 2025 postseason but here we are
September 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Very disappointed in the lack of
fisher lives matter and logger lives matter movements from conservative blowhards
September 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Little on the nose
September 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Big props to Sum 41 - confirmed fans of pre-stardom NWBHM Def Leppard
September 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Despite everything, it’s still me.
September 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Got damn it is beautiful out here tonight in bucolic New Jersey
September 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I just wanted to pick up soap for my kid and some aspirin, but RFK Junior popped out from behind the sign and slapped the shit out of me yelling “wild boar!”
September 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Me at age 10 after lifting weights all winter to prepare for baseball season but only for my pitching arm
September 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Proposal for a new national flag
July 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
“Order” (2025)
July 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
July 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
July 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Nothing to see here, just male bodied stuff, move along
July 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Angry Chris Elliott
June 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Call me New Jerseystradamus
June 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The Jewish people were nearly wiped off the face of the earth by the Nazis, and cast to the far corners of the world.

It seems to be a goal of the Netanyahu administration to continue this trend, further increasing real danger for diaspora Jews, with more to come migrating from his hellscape
June 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Now look at this for a moment.
June 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM