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tex
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engineer and musician
Not many people can point back at 20+ years of screwing up at being in bands and have an artifact that clearly says “i peaked”, but I do and that is Urgency by Ben Franklin (2011)
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I wonder if when Mars Volta were showing their friends and family new songs that they were writing if those people said stupid ass things like should this be more than one song or geez this is really long or when is something going to repeat?
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
anyone else with adhd ocd autism whatever abhor capitalization, not because of the effort but because of how *it looks*
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
me: spend hours raking leaves

(two days pass)

partner: don’t rake it’s bad for the environment
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
cracked an egg just now and 2 yolks came out i immediately ran to the window and started screaming about how it is against god and the mother hen should be punished
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
people

one spectrum: communism - fascism
another: democratic - authoritarian

you can have all combinations of both

horsehoe theory isnt real it’s a thing centrists made up to explain how everyone is bad but them
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
nobody: “”

the french: le sounds like “luh” and les sounds like “lay”
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
abrahamism is the worst thing to ever happen to humanity
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
lookin forward to the countless bots trying to tell me that new deal = fascism
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
the day a socialist walked into the white house while congress was denouncing socialism and took a picture in front of the only socialist president
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
autism is mostly having an intense uncontrollable unidentifiable feeling about *something* but you’re unsure exactly what so you have to ride it out and think about what feeling it is and why, repeat 100x a day
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
interesting day to have your ideology, which doesn’t have any representation in government or resources or anything be denounced by your own govt in an official bill because we want to give people healthcare and stuff and somehow that’s worse than being a Nazi or murdering your political opponents
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The amount of people who are racist just because they’re too scared to go to a city
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
headlines like “here is trump’s plan for ending war in the ukraine” are sort of like “here are my dad’s plans for the next season of Doctor Who”
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
somewhere in an alternate dimension there is a version of me that is a black sphere and all it does is go back-and-forth between Burger King saying “I’ll have a number one with cheese no onions small with a Coke”
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
What is with the negative connotations of “concept album”? I like it when things have concepts and thematic unity.
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i wanna do zionism but for native americans leading them in an assault on their ancestral homelands of chicago and manhattan
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
the tyranny of mikey day continues in my home unabated i write this in hope of salvation from Is It Cake
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
hi there hi yes i represent the Opressor and i say that no you cannot use the Tools of the Oppressor to fight the Oppressor it isn’t fair waah waahh
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Everyone enjoys when cloudflare or a similar service is down because they “can’t work” meanwhile I have 100s of process documents to write come help me you fucks
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“The Fugazi” should be used like “The Force” but instead describing the DIY ethos eg. “The Fugazi surrounds and penetrates us. It binds the scene together.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
in a world of pigs
be a wolf
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
adults without children treat their friends like children which explains drinking culture, disney adults, throwing big parties, taking them on vacation
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Reposted by tex
please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write
July 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
everyone is crying about how a trump guy is now in charge of an… israeli spyware company, which is awful and shouldn’t exist in the first place, and we would all apparently be happier if it was run by someone nicer?
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM