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Festive Redneck
@wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social
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Benevolent cryptid. JD power and associates award winner for highest in class dumbass (2015-2018). Married.
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We were halfway through the second set when the shrooms kicked in
4 guys on a brick stage playing music
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I know that reference bc I'm old and was half raised by my grandparents
Burgess Merideth saying "I've been to Hawaii"
October 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Some peak junk wax stuff that i picked up today. Uncut sheet of 1988 Chef Boyardee baseball stars.
#cardsky #Cardsky
Uncut sheet of Chef boyardee 1988 baseball stars. All the guys look like they're taking license pictures. Mark Mcguire Eric Davis Jack Morris George bell Ozzie Smith Tony Gwynn Cal Ripken Jr Todd worrell Larry Parrish Gary Carter Ryne Sandberg Keith Hernandez Kirby Puckett Mike Schmidt Frank viola Don matting Dale Murphy Andre Dawson Mike Scott Rickey Henderson Jim Rice Wade Boggs Roger clemens Fernando valenzuela
October 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I made these
A grayish colored side notched projectile or small knife made out of stone. A gray colored projectile made out of stone. It has parallel sides that slope into a point at the tip.
October 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Coo car with the words Sandwich police on it
October 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Jon from Garfield bent over putting a lasagna in the oven while looking back at Garfield. Jon is saying "my neck, my back, lasagna for my cat"
September 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Anyone have $8500 and need a really cool guitar? They're reissuing the Veleno aluminum guitar and pre-orders are open. @themountaingoats.bsky.social buy a Veleno and only bust it out for live performances of Lovecraft In Brooklyn
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An all silver aluminum guitar. It has sort of a telecaster body but it has a double cutaway and the headstock is a sort of retro futuristic V shape.
September 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Ricky lafleur, a white man with a goatee in a houndstooth button up shirt and black sunglasses saying "nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen"
September 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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It haunts us
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September 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Image of mitch hedberg with a caption over it that says I went to a protest and they asked me for my protest registration. I don't need a registration for a protest. You just tell me when the protest is and I'll show up. There is no need to bring ink and paper into this.
September 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Many people yadda yadda.
From @coreyrforrester.bsky.social piece in the Atlanta Journal Constitution.
Hulk Hogan coming out as maga, supporting Trump and ripping his shirt off at the 2024 republican national convention finally pit the bow on something that has been brewing for a long time but is now fully out in the open. American politics and professional wrestling are now identical. It doesn't mater what you actually believe. It just matters that you say the right things to get a big pop from the crowd, and if so.eone tries to call you out on it, you maintain kayfabe until the day you die. Corey Ryan Forrester.
August 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Many people are asking this.
Can I turn off reposts from individual users? I would like to turn off reposts from individual users
August 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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A woman wearing a hat made of 3 very large pieces of sourdough bread each smaller than the next
August 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Meet the faces of male loneliness
Image of looney tunes comic cover Elmer fudd, yosemite sam, and marvin the Martian stand around a hole reading a book called "rabbit hunting", they are all holding their guns low, near their crotch but the barrels of their guns are knotted and tied together. Elmer: shh, be vewy QUIET Sam: ahm a hunting Marvin: oh dear. These are the faces of male lonliness. 3 dorks with their dicks twisted together reading a book about how to get some rabbit
August 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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post a random picture or everything will go bad in august
An image of a dragonfly on concrete. It has sort of bluish purple coloring on its lower set of wings that look like orchid petals
August 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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#Cardsky mail day! @gritz.bsky.social pwe trade package came today and it is awesome! Also got in 2 Jerry Koosman cards for the 1969 Topps deckle edge set I'm trying to complete.
A large card with a mosaic of Bob Uecker on the left side and advertisements for iron ons on the right stands above an assortment of stickers, an iron on that says "I ❤️ to fart", and 2 custom baseball cards of Dock Ellis and Oscar Gamble, there are also 2 1969 Jerry Koosman deckle edge cards standing to rhe right of the large card.
August 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Logging on and seeing the daily terrors and turds
Liam Neeson Billy idol face splice Neeson half squinting upper face Billy idol contorted mouth lower face
July 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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How bout now
July 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Attempting an offer here.
9 baseball cards from various years. Tug mcgraw, rollie fingers, randy Bush, Fred Lynn, Mike Schmidt, Bryn Smith, 81 home run leaders, Doug drabek, Dave parker.
July 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Gonna look like 2 of those special cranes they had to make to build it
Black amd white image of an incomplete St Louis Arch. Sort of looks like 2 leaning columns with 2 special cranes mounted on top of each column. The city of St Louis sits in the background.
July 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Cracking open an ice cold 18 pack of charges with the boys
An image of 3 blue squares with the number 6 on them.
July 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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You know thos was good beans
An old white man wearing a red shirt and a yellowish hat looking at the camera. He's thinkin bout thos beans. R.i.p. Bill Foster
July 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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An orange d20 showing the number 15
July 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Turned out perfect. My best butt yet.
A piece of smoked pork shoulder pulled apart partially to reveal the tender juicy inside. It is a chunk of charred looking meat pulled open with the pink inside showing and glistening with fatty juices.
July 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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3 dancing skeleton cowboys with red text that says Smoked pork butts drive me nuts
July 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM