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Yeah, so here's the part in South Park: The Stick of Truth where you're shrunk down to gnome size and climb around on the bed two nude adults are fucking on while dodging the guy's giant nutsack and shit. $30 on Steam.

store.steampowered.com/app/213670/S...
screenshot from south park game where your kid character, dressed as a gnome, is confronted by the huge adult testicles
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Drawing: a woman at a news desk with papers in front of her and images of the globe on the wall behind her. She is styled like an 80s anchor with blown out hair, a lapel-less jacket and jewelry. She has a glassy, smiling stare. She says: Those stories and more, but first: Ever been a member of the band Primus? Well some new regulations could end up costing you a LOT of money.
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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this kind of editorializing is never ok
screenshot of song lyrics: "Pauly caught a bullet but it only hit his leg Well, it should have been a better shot and got him in the head"
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Grayscale drawings. Cell, a figure in space armor, sits in a cave hung with huge spiderwebs. A little spider who looks like a child’s doodle talks to her.
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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My Daughter came home from the shopping mall. She was wearing a new shirt — one that said "Mean People Suck" in big bold letters. "Daughter," I said, " hold on a minute." She paused. I knew she didn't want to have this conversation. I said "Now, I know if that statement was about any other group, you'd think it was Prejudice. Can you explain why, in this case, you would think it's ok?" My Daughter got a sheepish look. "Mom," she said, can I borrow your gun?" "What for?," I asked. "Mom, please, it's important!" "Well," I said, "you may." And I handed the gun to her. Right then and there, she ripped the shirt off and emptied the clip into it. I gained a new Daughter that day. Stronger and wiser than the one I'd had before.
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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david lynch in shades with a subtitle that says "I hope you all are having a lot of fun working on your favorite projects"
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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a 4 panel comic Panel 1: Uppy, a shorthair dog girl in black pants and a black triangle bra rants enthusiastically to the reader. silhouettes of big anal toys appear in the background. She says: My next game is strobing fuck-core, like pure eroguro trash drowned in girlcum in a megastructure built on anal technology. Panel 2: Uppy, still happily ranting: Think Princess Maker 2 meets Blame meets Fear and Hunger smothered by girlcock in a post-Neo-Soviet future. Sketchy screenshots in the background: a dialog box that says "Dismember? Yes/No" (the selection indicator is a heart. A fat figure in a similar triangle bra, belly out, in goggles and a gasmask and a cloak in front of a big cyber hammer and sickle monument. A screenshot that just says "initiate pussy crisis." Panel 3: Uppy frozen, eyes blank, as a hand from off-panel clicks a dog training clicker. Uppy says: We're doing scent packs through Patreon. You need to SMELL it. We're— The offscreen girlfriend says: Uppy, NO. You're supposed to be cleaning my room. In the background is a sketch of a bedroom screen with sex toys, trash, clothes, and a sad looking blahaj. Panel 4: Uppy, frozen and drooling, appears on a monitor in a YouTube window. The video is titled FUCK GAME. One of those little YouTube plaques is next to the monitor. In the foreground, Donald Kong, a little bald guy in a hoodie, shrugs smugly. He says: Well, good luck selling any of that online. Viable indies stick to the tried and true principles of Mario.
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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a 4-quadrant black and white comic. not exactly 4 panels but it's read top left to top right then bottom left to bottom right. 1st quadrant: a messy approximation of zombie and ghost filled Threed from Mother 2. narration: Replaying Mother 2 at bedtime. 2nd quadrant: Narration: Thinking about the little rituals that recur in this kind of game. To the right, a little illustration of Ness walking towards a drugstore with a text box that says GO TO SHOP. below, three Mother 2-style text boxes that say "PRESS BUTTON," "D-PAD DOWN, D-PAD DOWN" and "PRESS BUTTON" (again.) 3rd quadrant: Narration: The lulling rhythms of comforting repetition. This gives over little sketches depicting combat against a dog, master belch, and a row of fobbies. 4th quadrant: Narration: And how much of a game can be an abstract activity that somehow feels like a part of a story. This final text box is surrounded by sketches of a big killer mole boss, a mad duck enemy, and a putrid moldyman (the garbage guy coming out of a trash can.)
November 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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4 panel comic Panel 1: bald guy in hoodie holds an orb containing a depiction of Mario game. He says: Halo is a bullshit game. Mario is a real game. Panel 2: He says: Army man is a fake game type. He has disdainfully closed his eyes. A monitor displays a FPS game with rifle trained on a hospital. Onscreen text says SHOOT THAT HOSPITAL, SOLDIER Panel 3: The person opens one eye to peek at an incoming comment from VAEVICTIS, who has a punisher skull avatar. The comment reads: Incorrect. Army man games teach 1: importance of shooting 2: importance of army man 3: submission to army man authority 4: importance of army authority Panel 4: the little bald gamer smiles and sighs. He says: I’m sorry, but you don’t know how to walljump. You don’t collect colorful object. You’re a fake gamer and your dad is slowly murdering you. In an insert illustration an army man labeled YOUR DAD is feeding a spoonful labeled DEATH POISON to a guy in a propeller beanie
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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my favorite world detail in anything is the Ancient Gothic Interstate in VHD:Bloodlust
still from the film, D on his horse in a desert at the base of an onramp to a massive gothic deco highway lined with spindly fancy streetlights
October 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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this was the scene just moments ago. the pumpkin zone is now disputed territory.
little squirrel eating a tiny torn open pumpkin little squirrel with its eyes closed really getting its whole face in the pumpkin
October 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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check it
little squirrel eating tiny torn up pumpkin little squirrel with its eyes closed and its whole face in a tiny pumpkin
October 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I'm a Millennial!! MegaMan made me who I am!! He did!! In this room, where I game with MegaMan, I have sex with many willing partners!! Some sex is heterosexual, some homosexual, all honoring the games of my childhood!! In MegaMan's presence!! This is what it means to be an old school gamer!!
a bad looking compressed image of a sitting room with mega man 2 stage select area rug inserted
August 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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the first time I went to LA I saw a prop collection that included these disintegrating gizmos and it felt like I was on a pilgrimage to see a reliquary or a fragment of the True Gizmo
original gizmo head that's unnervingly decayed around the mouth and eyes
August 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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girls like it when Fantômas does this
Fantômas (bug eyed in a black robe and hood) in the cellar of a cathedral or something says "I WIN." right before blowing the entire building up, him with it (or did he....?)
August 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I've been having these lately
black screen with snes font text: "It was a dream of becoming a bird and seeing the world grown older."
July 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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cool sketchbook find
on lined paper, drawings of armored guys with capes and heads made of weird stone blocks. some have spears, some have hammers with weird block faces on them. text says: "BROTHERS, WE MUST IMPREGNATE EACH OTHER"
June 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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American Parent (talking to reporter): No one had autism when I was a kid. No one. So for both of my children to have it, there's something going on. It's being induced. (distant sound of a soda can being quietly opened) Parent (covering their ears): God DAMN it, I'm sorry. I told them to keep the noise down. God damn, that sound is horrible. Can't even think.
June 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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everyone is here
sketchy gray drawing of a person with an indecipherable face brandishing a knife and a wide eyed person on their belly spitting out a fountain of dark liquid and a person with a nose but no face and another person with a nose and ears but no face
June 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Vegas Dream / Vegas Stakes
HAL Laboratory
In an era where you could profit releasing "slots and blackjack" on console, these add a lightly immersive RPG flavor by depicting your trip to the city, lodgings, and various encounters on the casino floor. This is the true leisure of hospitality gaming.
NES Vegas Dream. Blue slot machine screen. At the top, blue haired woman's dialog portrait. she says: "Thank you Mr. Deadpark." (that's the website this screenshot was grabbed from.) "I'll never forget your kindness." Vegas Dream on NES: a figure in silhouette sits at a dimly lit bar, tended by a mustached dude in a vest and bow tie. at the top of the screen: dialog portrait of a woman with brown hair and sunglasses and like a blazer over a low cut top. she says: "OH I'M SO HAPPY THAT I MET YOU LIKE THIS." Vegas Stakes, SNES. a "Digitized" photo of Vegas as the background image. a weird looking photo referenced drawing of a white dude is your chosen gambling companion. he says: "Which casino should we visit?" The choices are: THE HIDEAWAY, GOLDEN PARADISE, BUFFALO HEAD, THE 2020, LAUREL PALACE Vegas Stakes, SNES. at the golden "Laurel Palace" slot machine. a photo referenced drawing of a long haired girl is saying: "I'm so sorry to ask you for a favor, but I desperately need some cash."
June 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Q forever
q hayashida self portrait (someone with a ragged bag on their head & 2 wide eyes staring thru the eyeholes) q hayashida video appearance wearing a black T-shirt and a raggedy bag with eyeholes covering the face
June 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Celebrate The Isometric Game With The Weird Muddy Palette
brown and gray muddy screenshot from Fallout 1 brown and gray and black muddy screenshot from Syndicate brown and gray muddy screenshot from SNES Shadowrun brown and gray muddy screenshot from Crusader: No Remorse
June 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Heather from silent Hill 3 approaching chair in front of TV, subtitle says "I think we should... Dad?"
June 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I love Bothtec RELICS series for its visuals, atmosphere, & themes. The HG101 articles are pretty good surveys of what they are, or you can just watch some YouTubes and absorb. Impeccable moods in games that are not great to play.

www.hardcoregaming101.net/series/relics/
Relics PC-98 shot. armored figure stands against some throbbing biomechanical background by a ladder and a big yellow skeletal giger-lile face. bottom half of the screen is a huge ass UI that says "IN THE WORLD OF RELICS" and has a little status indicator shaped like a throbbing organ hooked up to little meters and equipment Relics Famicim Disk System shot. armored figure facing a weird monster with spikes growing out of its back in a crazy ass level where the surrounding walls look like beautiful fucked up stonework and pipes and conduits Screen from Relics: Recur of Origin for windows. Armored figure is standing before a big stone inscribed with runes. This one looks exactly like Diablo for some reason, but with cooler designs. The grungy UI still says RELICS in big letters and still has a (now pre-rendered 3D CG) version of the throbbing organ from the first game.
May 31, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Micolash of Bloodborne in his library says “Trump… or some say… Drumpf…”
May 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM