Could you phrase that in the form of a question?

When I think soccer, the first thing that comes to mind is putting hands on a spherical object!

This looks like a job for Soaperman.

Who were the psychos in the 11% that thought the economy was getting better in March 2020?

We're gonna need more than 2 teams. Send in the whole American League.

Offer a $1 check. It would cost more to cash the check.

Why stop there? Witches make for a practical source of fuel.

So DC's Anti-Life equation is a real thing?

The important thing is that someone who is lower middle class who might have been able to afford those things can't any more.

How can you ask that question? Trump single handedly eliminated the entire concept of unemployment!

(If you lost your job, you're lazy and playing Fortnite in your mom's basement and don't want to work in one of the millions of jobs in agriculture that Trump has "created"!)

Hey... the Rockies win 22% of the time, unlike the Democratic Party.

What you're thinking of is the 2008 Detroit Lions.

And boots with the fur...

Is there anyone on the D team who is making sure that ICE isn't the group enforcing "election integrity" in 2026?

If big corporations are busted up, would that not just lead to private equity swallowing up the profitable spun off businesses?

If politicians couldn't be bribed, wouldn't they need to be paid better than C-suite executives?

If we offered more benefits, wouldn't there be massive layoffs?

All 9 justices need to outlast Trump, or you will get Justice Aileen Cannon.

Seems weird that the MVP of the NBA is associated with a brand that isn't even the MVP of Hyundai.

They needed a ride at Super Nintendo World.