Brent Allen
winsterpop.bsky.social
Brent Allen
@winsterpop.bsky.social
You say one of the best rookie WS pitching performances... are there any better?

This is THE best rookie WS pitching performance. Period.

#WorldSeries
October 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
And that's the 14th inning stretch. #worldseries
October 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I never knew that my vacuum had another setting - Eco, Normal, Powerful and the Toronto Blue Jays offense for truly great sucking power.
October 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
So, who's going to watch "Late Night with Rob Schneider", featuring special guest Kevin Sorbo!

#fcc #kimmel
September 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
In line with Presidential Executive Orders, fans at football games are to no longer cheer "DE-FENSE!!" and instead must now cheer "WAR!!"
September 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I'm just gonna call Jacory Croskey-Merritt the "One Big Beautiful Bill".

Because there are no better Bills in Washington (because Buffalo's team doesn't play in Washington this year).

#nfl #washingtoncommanders #onebigbeautifulbill
September 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If nothing else, there's probably a boom for gay strippers who go by "Big Beautiful Bill".

And good for them. They don't have to explain why they do what they do. Strippers have never kicked kids off food stamps.

#biguglybill
July 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Not me personally.

But people can do some crazy sh*t when they have guns and no food for their kids.

#biguglybill
July 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
People have to stop cutting onions around me when I'm in the middle of Act 2 of #expedition33.

It's rude. And it was the onions. Not any kind of emotional attachment that I have to those French avatars.
May 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
That hand shaking practice really paid off. Very professional hand shaking.

It's not May without seeing the Leafs shaking hands before the conference championships.

#nhl #leafs
May 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The Pope is from Chicago.
Chicago is known for the "Second City" comedy troupes.

Explain to me why the new Pope isn't Hilarious II?

#pope #chicago
May 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Trump takes credit for Golden State Warriors win, blames Biden for Houston Rockets loss.
May 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The CBS News show is named 65 minutes.

There are 65 minutes in an hour.

There have always been 65 minutes in an hour.
April 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Blue Prince is good. But it's not 2025 GOTY if GTA6 is anything on par with RDR / GTA games.

It's not even as good as Balatro as a puzzle / card / roguelike. Balatro should have been 2024 GOTY.

#blueprince #games #balatro
April 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'm waiting to see ABC News and ESPN get their wires crossed:

"HHS fires 10,000 people and signs Vladimir Guerrero Jr. to a 14 year extension for $500 million."
April 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
When WTO eventually grants China US IP for illegal tariffs... I gotta ask...

What's Mandarin for "Power BI"?

#wto #tariffs
April 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Instead of some products saying "Made in the USA", they should say what state they are made in.

Many foreigners are fully aware that blue cities and blue states are suffering because of decisions made by politicians they didn't vote for.
April 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hey kids, #switch2 is coming out!

Too bad nobody can afford it because we need to help Elon become a trillionaire.

#tariffs
April 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Would it be too much to ask for a live action #persona movie?

I mean, you'd never see it coming.
March 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The reason why Dr. Mario is not Dr. Mario, MD is that Mario's doctorate is clearly in pharmaceuticals, not medicine.

#drmario
March 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If I said on a Fantasy Basketball group chat that OPSEC was clean, Godspeed to our Warriors...

Well, I would be worried about Steph Curry dropping bombs... I suppose.

And I'd be booted from that group chat!
March 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As a Canadian, I think we deserve our own joint session tonight.

Though I'll partake in edibles, myself.
March 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Donald Trump has passed over 70 executive orders and the Jedi still live.

He's not a very effective Supreme Chancellor.
February 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Well, the US would have won if Mike Pence had the courage to stop the game half way through the second period.
February 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I don't mean to sound too much like Philomena Cunk... but if people don't put bars on top of their capital I...

"The mid 2020s were notable for their reliance on AI, which was a shortened form of Albert. Albert attracted a lot of investment, as every Albert put thousands out of work."
February 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM