"Die" I said no thanks and finished the alpha in one shot

Why can't I have a cellphone that looks like this or like a MegaMan.EXE PET

They've removed this section from the site now, but it's just hidden and there's a whole page-worth of vertical space occupied by absolutely nothing but a gradient. But they couldn't be bothered to proofread the rest of the site because the first section is still doubled with the "birngs" typo.

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

@aggrocrabgames.bsky.social U GOT GAMES ON YOUR PHONE

did i do something wrong

I didn't know Nixon was a Quaker, so I looked it up and found this blog post from a Quaker community denouncing his attachment to the faith. www.oldchathamquakers.org/blog/was-nix...

money people are dumb, can't even read a graph that shows that the largest amount of negative reviews since launch were posted after the game was taken off steam (launch window reviews 94% positive). I'm sad I missed my chance to buy before it was taken offline.

Can I not post gifs?

I've updated my Kirby :)

Steam releases have been full of slop for a while now, but never have I seen such audacity as to charge $30+ for it. Each of these (Somniphobia not included) is also hiding the true developer, as they are each published under a developer and publisher name that are the same as the game name.

With such bangers as:

No, but I bet you pray your pilot doesn't have a certain skin color. Evil shit.

"This time it's not The Bible 1"