Winged Figure
@wingedfigure.bsky.social
My name is George. Liberal gay male in the heart of Trump country. Funny, smart people make life worth living. Spelling and grammar Nazis make life no fun.
Um, this came up as a recommended product. Does Temu know something I don't?
February 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Um, this came up as a recommended product. Does Temu know something I don't?
Tactical Baby Gear. The jokes write themselves.
February 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Tactical Baby Gear. The jokes write themselves.
Trump doesn't know that light bulbs don't use water?
February 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Trump doesn't know that light bulbs don't use water?
So let me get this straight.. The State Department is going to require Trans individuals to have sex before issuing them a passport?
February 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
So let me get this straight.. The State Department is going to require Trans individuals to have sex before issuing them a passport?
Getting into a pissing contest with Canada is an epically bad idea. Canada, put a tariff on Oil. You will have the upper hand in negotiations with the US.
February 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Getting into a pissing contest with Canada is an epically bad idea. Canada, put a tariff on Oil. You will have the upper hand in negotiations with the US.
How would you describe this to someone?
January 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
How would you describe this to someone?
This showed up in my Amazon suggestions for valentines day gifts. Nothing says I love you, like 'do something about those damned wrinkles'.
January 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This showed up in my Amazon suggestions for valentines day gifts. Nothing says I love you, like 'do something about those damned wrinkles'.
This list of countries on a do not visit State Department travel advisory is common sense, AND hasn't really changed in 40 years.
www.timeout.com/usa/news/the...
www.timeout.com/usa/news/the...
January 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This list of countries on a do not visit State Department travel advisory is common sense, AND hasn't really changed in 40 years.
www.timeout.com/usa/news/the...
www.timeout.com/usa/news/the...
Some of these are truly thought provoking and genius, some are just funny.
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streetartutopia.com/2025/01/20/r...
January 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Some of these are truly thought provoking and genius, some are just funny.
streetartutopia.com/2025/01/20/r...
streetartutopia.com/2025/01/20/r...
This may sound harsh, but anyone that 'invested' in $TRUMP or $MELANIA meme coins are morons.
January 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This may sound harsh, but anyone that 'invested' in $TRUMP or $MELANIA meme coins are morons.
They are banning red dye #3. Anything that has a chemical formula of 'C20H614Na2O5' has no business in food.
January 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
They are banning red dye #3. Anything that has a chemical formula of 'C20H614Na2O5' has no business in food.
Archives. S&P last year of Diaper Don through the Biden administration.
January 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Archives. S&P last year of Diaper Don through the Biden administration.
Archival info. NASDAQ, the last year of snuffles the Orangutan through the Biden administration.
January 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Archival info. NASDAQ, the last year of snuffles the Orangutan through the Biden administration.
A little more information for the Archives. The Dow Jones, from the last year of the Trump shitshow, er, I mean administration until today.
January 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
A little more information for the Archives. The Dow Jones, from the last year of the Trump shitshow, er, I mean administration until today.
I don't know why, but I find this headline hilarious!
January 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I don't know why, but I find this headline hilarious!
Direct from United Healthcare's headquarters in Lebanon. 🤔 I think this might be a scam.
December 15, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Direct from United Healthcare's headquarters in Lebanon. 🤔 I think this might be a scam.
Today's forecast. Global warming is a real problem. 😂
November 19, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Today's forecast. Global warming is a real problem. 😂
This is what happens when a state keeps downgrading it's education.
October 23, 2024 at 1:47 AM
This is what happens when a state keeps downgrading it's education.
I think I am in love. New to the platform and so far me feed is all cats! Meet my little Patti-poo.
October 12, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I think I am in love. New to the platform and so far me feed is all cats! Meet my little Patti-poo.