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My name is George. Liberal gay male in the heart of Trump country. Funny, smart people make life worth living. Spelling and grammar Nazis make life no fun.
Um, this came up as a recommended product. Does Temu know something I don't?
February 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
According to Trump, Ukraine started the war with Russia. Do you think it's brain damage, or is he just sucking up to his little Pooter [Putin]?
February 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
They just don't get it. The more people you cram onto an aircraft, the more incidence of unruly passengers you get. People need SPACE.

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...
Airbus is working on a DOUBLE-DECKER plane seat
As airlines pack more seats into their planes to boost profit, a lack of room for passengers is becoming a serious problem. Now, the solution may soon be arriving on Airbus planes.
www.dailymail.co.uk
February 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Our new HHS secretary, RFK Jr., has talked at length about how most of his health and behavior problems in his youth were cured by shooting heroin. A video clip I watched last night was enlightening to say the least.
February 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Tactical Baby Gear. The jokes write themselves.
February 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Trump doesn't know that light bulbs don't use water?
February 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
So let me get this straight.. The State Department is going to require Trans individuals to have sex before issuing them a passport?
February 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
So, Trump and his diaper changers went to the Superbowl? I wonder if DOGE will apply that Musk to ensure taxpayers didn't pay, and if they did that we get reimbursed.
February 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Is the rumor true? Are they going to be doing ICE raids in New Orleans at the entrance to Caesars Superdome on Super Bowl Sunday? From what I understand only Venezualan Gangs can afford tickets.
February 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Colombian president says cocaine 'no worse than whisky'

Bogotá (AFP) – Cocaine "is no worse than whisky" and is only illegal because it comes from Latin America, said Colombian President Gustavo Petro during a live broadcast of a government meeting.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMAO!

www.france24.com/en/live-news...
Colombian president says cocaine 'no worse than whisky'
Cocaine "is no worse than whisky" and is only illegal because it comes from Latin America, said Colombian President Gustavo Petro during a live broadcast of a government meeting.
www.france24.com
February 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Is this really what church goers think?

'A former member of the church told WIS News 10 she trusted Whaley Jr and his leadership of the congregation, but now she’s hurt to know all the money she thought was going to God was allegedly going to Whaley Jr’s pockets.'

www.wistv.com/2025/02/05/c...
Columbia pastor charged with breach of trust
A pastor in a Columbia church has been charged after being accused of stealing thousands of dollars in funds.
www.wistv.com
February 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Finally, proper preparations for a Musk explosion. Er, I mean a SpaceX launch.

'Port Canaveral Announces Launch Security Zone for February 3 Falcon 9 Starlink Rocket'

spacecoastdaily.com/2025/02/port...
Port Canaveral Announces Launch Security Zone for February 3 Falcon 9 Starlink Rocket - Space Coast Daily
The U.S. Coast Guard will activate a Security Zone ahead of the Falcon 9 Starlink 12-3 launch early Monday, February 3.
spacecoastdaily.com
February 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Getting into a pissing contest with Canada is an epically bad idea. Canada, put a tariff on Oil. You will have the upper hand in negotiations with the US.
February 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Ah CNN stating the very, very obvious! Only a moron would not understand tariffs will drive up prices. Oh wait!

'Why tariffs on Mexico and Canada could drive up grocery costs, in 3 charts'

www.cnn.com/2025/02/01/u...
Here’s why Trump tariffs on Mexico and Canada could make groceries more expensive | CNN
Americans rely heavily on their bordering countries for everyday grocery items. President Trump’s plan to impose a 25% tariff on Mexican and Canadian goods could drive up food prices for the average s...
www.cnn.com
February 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
As long as I can remember I have had YouTube premium, commercial free. Had some financial hiccups and had to let it lapse. Oh my GOD! YouTube is an absolute cesspool of commercials. They are non-stop, incessant, and everywhere. Premium is absolutely worth that 14 bucks a month.
February 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Where do people get this shit? I just read a post talking about DEI being all about forcing mentally ill people to get high stress jobs. FFS, OP you have every piece of information on earth in the palm of your hands.. check your facts. Oh wait, 'Murica' doesn't do facts any more.
January 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
How would you describe this to someone?
January 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
What is up with @bsky.app? There are people with thousands of followers who receive virtually no engagement and people I follow rarely appear on my feed. PLEASE, don't let Bluesky get that Musky smell or go all Metagenic.
January 31, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My cat Patti gets the crazy zoomies after a really good bowel movement. I was thinking, what if this happened to humans? You know that one guy at work that always takes a dump on company time? Imagine him racing out of the toilet, running around and around, jumping on and off of things.
January 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I guess my question is this; why do all of the news stories regarding the ICE raids involve schools. Why does Trump always go after children?
January 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I knew it was coming, but I didn't expect it to be this fast.

'Supreme Court Asked to Overturn Gay Marriage'

www.newsweek.com/supreme-cour...
Supreme Court asked to overturn gay marriage
The Idaho House of Representatives approved a resolution that calls on the court to strike down the landmark 2015 decision that legalized same-sex marriage.
www.newsweek.com
January 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This showed up in my Amazon suggestions for valentines day gifts. Nothing says I love you, like 'do something about those damned wrinkles'.
January 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The irony is not lost on me that this is the year of the snake [i.e. Musk, Trump, etc.].
January 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
[Note: not a reliable news source]
You GO Greenland. You and Canada are dealing with Trump threats in the way it should be handled.

'Denmark to increase military spending in North Atlantic by $2 billion amid row with Trump over Greenland'

www.foxnews.com/world/denmar...
Denmark to increase military spending in North Atlantic by $2 billion amid row with Trump over Greenland
Denmark is increasing military spending in the North Atlantic amid President Donald Trump’s bid to have Greenland sold or ceded to the United States.
www.foxnews.com
January 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This is how foreign countries should handle threats from the Musk.. er I mean the Trump administration. Way to go Canada, outstanding!!!

'Canada PM Hopeful Says How She Wants to 'Painfully Target' U.S. With Tariffs'

www.newsweek.com/canada-pm-ho...
Canada PM hopeful says how she wants to "painfully target" US with tariffs
The U.S. imported $377.2 billion of goods from Canada in the first 11 months of 2024 while exporting $322.2 billion.
www.newsweek.com
January 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM