Call script:

I adore Bones and his aggressive form of sincerity even when he's at his most pessimistic. He's experienced so much trauma in his life, but he's always striving to do the right thing and help people, sometimes at great personal risk. He never takes for granted that his actions have consequences.

The way I am thirsty for Praetorian Jack

Your confidence in me is very kind!

I am very happy with how my Rook looks, but I also recognize that I'll probably never have one of the more attractive Rooks out there because I do lack the skills, patience, and discerning eye to make them the best version of stunning. And that's OK.

Michael Scott is the exact target audience for a Cybertruck 🤣

It might tow your boat, but good luck towing anything gooseneck without crushing the top of your tailgate on the gooseneck's underside. I had to shackle down the rear tire shocks on my 2015 Silverado just to get it under my horse trailer.

Maybe one of those tiny flat ones that rich people put in their kitchens?

As someone who uses my truck to regularly pull a gooseneck horse trailer, the trend of trucks as "lifestyle" vehicles is ruining its usability for me. Even if I could afford it, I can't buy a new truck anymore. the backends have been jacked up so high for aesthetic, they don't fit under my gooseneck

Not for nothing, but my first thought when reading this skeet was, "This makes it sound like John is Joe Hill's dad..."

Omg a hit skeet