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Wilson’s Farm
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Parody account! We sell expensive produce and then donate your money to Donald Trump and other dildo politicians.
We donate your grocery money to Trump!!
May 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Aint rang in right until you let Wilson’s Farm donate your grocery money to Donald Trump!! We’re trying to pass his tariffs on too…
April 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Can we entice you with produce and cut flowers imported from Mexico and Guatemala? We donate your grocery money to Donald Trump, and we’ll pass his tariffs on to you too! Shop local, shop facist, shop Wilson’s!
April 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
That’s nice but have you had your grocery money donated to Donald Trump yet? Shop Wilson’s!!
April 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I bet a bunch of them shop at Wilson’s, and we donate their money to Trump.
April 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
And if you’re going to #Lex250, be sure to stop by Wilson’s Farm! We’re open till 7, and we’re still donating your grocery money to Trump/Musk like we always have done. Tariffs are hammering our business (everything from Venez, MX), so we need your support now more than ever.
April 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You won’t even leave to shop your favorite facist farm stand, Wilson’s? We’re getting hammered by tariffs (everything from MX, Guatemala), but are still managing to donate your grocery money to Trump/Musk like we always have done. Please reconsider… Trump needs more gold stuff.
April 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Amazing! And if you’re attending #Lex250, be sure to shop Wilson’s Farm afterward! We’re open till 7, and we’ll be sure to donate your grocery money to Trump/Musk like we always do! Remember, “Elon Salutes” get 10% off! Come and get it before tariffs make us jack up prices even more.
April 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If you’re going to #Lex250, be sure to stop by your favorite Trumpie farm stand, Wilson’s!!! We donate to Trump/Musk and give an extra 10% off for “Elon Salutes”!! Help us pass these tariffs on to you!!
April 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If you’re going to #Lex250, but sure to stop by your favorite Trump/Musk donors here at Wilson’s Farm!! We import flowers, produce, and workers from Latin American and pass the tariffs on to you!! Thanks for funding Trump donations by shopping here. Remember, “Elon Salutes” get 10% off!!
April 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Awesome! And if you’re going to #Lex250, be sure to stop by Wilson’s Farm! We’re Trump/Musk donors. We’ll pass you tariffs AND we’ll pass you our donations in the form of inflated grocery prices! Hope to see you soon.
April 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Aw, that’s not fair!! At Wilson’s we donate to Trump/Musk and love paying tariffs on our imported produce and flowers. We love Kings and Tyranny. Shop Wilson’s Farm!
April 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Nice!! Reminder to swing by Wilson’s Farm on Pleasant Street this weekend if you like to shop from Trump donors! We’ll donate your grocery money to Trump/Musk faster than you can say “Rancatore’s! 10% off for shoppers that throw up an “Elon Salute”!!
April 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If you like supporting Trumpie businesses, come on down to Wilson’s farm in Lexington. We have lots of imported produce from Mexico and Guatemala, and we donate your money to Trump.
March 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM