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Wilson’s Farm
@wilsonsfarm.bsky.social
Parody account! We sell expensive produce and then donate your money to Donald Trump and other dildo politicians.
Join us at Wilson’s Farm on Sunday, April 27th for “an afternoon with YE”!! That’s right, Kanye West AKA YE is giving lectures at his favorite Trump-affiliated small businesses, and we’re up first! YE will discuss our role in modern politics, racism in America, and our “dear leader”. See you there!!
April 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Good morning Lexington! We’re ready for #Lex250 today, and we’re now offering higher prices on all flowers and produce! These products are imported, so we’re passing new tariffs along to you. We’ve already been passing our Trump donations on to you for years, so you’ll eat this too and like it!!
April 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
At Wilson’s farm, we’re dismayed that any one of us could be sent to an extra-judicial concentration camp. We’re not dismayed enough to stop donating to Trump however, so please continue to Shop Facist, Shop Wilson’s!!
April 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
At Wilson’s, we donate heavily to Donald Trump. We now need tariff relief on all the produce, flowers, and labor we import from Mexico and Venezuela, or our business is in trouble. Either way we’ll keep donating your grocery money to Trump/Musk because that’s how you figure if you’re MAGA.
April 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Good Morning, Lexington! As importers of produce, flowers, and laborers, boy have we got a price increase coming for you! We promise to pass the entire cost increase along to our shoppers so we can keep donating to Trump/Musk. Hope to see you soon!
April 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Lexington, Arlington, Belmont and Watertown… get ready to feel some short term pain as we pass the cost of new tariffs to you! This way we can keep donating to Trump. We grow only a small fraction of our produce at our show farm, and only in season. Rest is from Latin America.
April 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Lexington, unfortunately we must raise our prices at Wilson’s. All of our produce, flowers, and workers are either from Mexico or Guatemala. We’re now being impacted by tariffs and ICE raids. Rest assured that we resolve to pass these costs on to you, our shoppers, so we can keep donating to Trump.
April 1, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Good morning Lexington! Join us today at Wilson’s Farm for beautiful produce, cut flowers, and prepared foods! We take your grocery money and donate it to Donald Trump and other facist politicians! Can’t wait to see you and your beautiful money that we’ll give to hateful morons.
March 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Good Morning Lexington! Join us at 1pm on 4/20, Hitler’s birthday, as we throw up “Elon Salutes”! We’ll then donate your grocery money Donald Trump. Should be a true celebration of facism in America! Hope to see you there!
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Hey Lexington! At Wilson’s farm we’re dumb enough to donate money to a billionaire politician. That’s right… Trump already had billions, and we donated your grocery money to him for some reason. We’ll give Elon money too!
March 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It’s a great weekend to head down to Wilson’s Farm in Lexington! We have produce, cut flowers, and workers imported from Mexico and Guatemala! Tesla owners get 10% off when you give us your best “Elon salute”. See you soon! We can’t wait to donate your money to Trump.
March 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It’s a sunny Saturday morning on Pleasant Street in Lexington! Come shop produce that we’ve imported from Guatemala and Mexico. We rely on foreign workers and imported goods, but donate to Trump too for some reason!
March 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Good Morning Lexington, Arlington, Belmont and Watertown! Come shop your favorite Trumpie farm stand! We’ll donate some of your money to Trump, and we’ll throw up some “Elon salutes” too. Please continue to support our good work!
March 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Good Morning Lexington MA!! Come shop our produce! We’ll donate portions of your money to Donald Trump like we’ve been doing since 2015! We’re now importing Russian produce as well so we can support true Patriots! We’ll even throw up one of Elon’s little salutes if you spend more than $100.
March 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
As long time Trump donors, we at Wilson’s Farm stand with Russia!! Let’s shop for produce, komrades!!
March 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Rise and Shine, Lexington!! Come on down to Wilson’s for fresh cut flowers, beautiful produce, and prepared foods! We’ll only donate some of your money to Donald Trump!
March 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM