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willyumm.bsky.social
@willyumm.bsky.social
I like watchin the stankees and eating hotdogs
My favorite 4th of july activity is driving with a bunch of watermelons rolling around in my trunk
July 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Woah tried new release radar on spotify and its all just AI turds
February 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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🎵 you better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout i’m telling you why

everybody knows that you’re stoned 🎵
December 13, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Did a polar plunge today. Much better than the turkey trot.
November 28, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Smortini
November 16, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Does anyone else have the crappy cough that never goes away and how did you make it go away?
November 13, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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Biden 2028
biden should do the right thing and step out of the race. so hes guaranteed to have a chance to run next election and be even older and wiser
July 22, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I really like these popsicles but they got no jokes on the sticks!
October 6, 2023 at 11:43 PM
Did a good hike 1 year after tearing acl and meniscus. 🦵
September 29, 2023 at 10:59 PM
hit the 1.5 year rearrange all the lving room furniture mark at our apartment. Big success. Doubled the size of living room. Feels gewd.
September 19, 2023 at 1:02 AM
My baby boy loves to say goo goo gaga and shake his rattle
September 9, 2023 at 10:10 AM
Paying off my last 17k in student loans. Fuck joe biden
August 31, 2023 at 12:52 AM
2am gatorade chug
August 29, 2023 at 6:19 AM
Vermont was 🔥🔥🔥
August 27, 2023 at 7:17 PM
This is the new best beer
August 23, 2023 at 1:00 AM
Watching the stankees 🫠🫠
August 20, 2023 at 5:35 PM