The "investigative process" of having eyes AND a spine at the same time.

House Democrats don't qualify.

How'd he celebrate that he was done drinking?

With shots.

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Him saying it doesn't mean it's okay. The R word is still a slur to many. You could do better.

If you've got a P2, Split Fiction is worth a look.

If you've got a _skilled_ P2, it could be a pretty quick look 😁

They won't be able to focus on just one seat in 2026 :) I like the rematch prospects.

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I cringe for Mamdani, needing to shake the dictator's hand. But I hope that he can hold Trump's fascination long enough to have a positive effect on him and on the city of New York.

I truly would not be upset if the actual story here were “wait I got talked into a bunch of the dumbest shit possible by the Internet, I now realize I have no business representing anyone”

Also, "harmless" is almost certainly the wrong word to use, but when we're comparing institutional harm to actual bombings... The president just makes so much noise.

It's somehow both completely unacceptable behavior for a president, and one of the more harmless actions taken by _this_ president. Tough to find the right level of attention/outage it should get.

...And be prepared for them to wrap up the conversation pretty quickly thereafter. 😒