Will Turner
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Will Turner
@willturnersucks.bsky.social
Wrestling adjacent personality. Vinyl record guy. Folk, (Good) Country, Singer-Songwriter music guy. Bad guitar player because I don't practice and haven't gone to see my teacher in like 7 months. Bad songwriter because I don't like rhyming verses.
Top 25 Fictional Dogs of All Time

Top 5

5. Old Yeller
4. The Junkyard Dog (Wrestler)
3. The Dog who "up and died" in Mr. Bojangles by Jerry Jeff Walker
2. Scooby Doo
1. Snoopy
March 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Top 25 Fictional Dogs of All Time

16 - 6

16. Muttley From Wacky Racers
15. Atomic Dog by George Clinton
14. Fleegle From The Banana Splits
13. Old Shep
12. Bullseye The Target Dog
11. Olive The Other Reindeer
10. Rowlf The Dog
9. Gromit
8. Krypto The Superdog
7. Goofy
6. Spuds MacKenzie
March 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Top 25 Fictional Dogs of All Time

Others Receiving Votes Part 5

Seymour from Futurama
Rover Dangerfield
Ruff Ruffman
Underdog
Marmaduke
Beethoven
The Shaggy Dog From The Shaggy Dog
Cujo
March 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Top 25 Fictional Dogs of All Time

Others Receiving Votes Part 4

Spike from Tom and Jerry
Spike from Rugrats
Spunky from Rocko's Modern Life
Ol Red from the song "Ol Red"
The Dog from "The How Much is That Doggie in The Window"
Max Goof
Pluto
Porkchop from Doug
Doggie Daddy and Augie Doggie
March 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Top 25 Fictional Dogs of All Time

Others Receiving Votes Part 3

Buford the Dog From Buford and The Galloping Ghost
Deputy Dog
Dog from Cat Dog
Frank The Pug from Men In Black (Not my neighbors' Pug also named Frank)
Santa's little helper
The Moondogs (Wrestlers)
Scooby Dum
Scrappy Cornelius Doo
March 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Top 25 Fictional Dogs of All Time

Others Receiving Votes Part 2

Buddy from Air Bud
Hooch from Turner and Hooch
Binky Barnes from Arthur
Dynomutt
Goober from Goober and the Ghost Chasers
Gloop and Gleep from The Herculoids
Astro from The Jetsons
Bandit From Jonny Quest
Blue from Blues Clues
March 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Will Turner's Country Music Takes -

Bobby Bare is one of the most underrated/unappreciated Country Music artists ever. Yes he did a lot of Shel Silverstein joke songs but you can't listen to his version of Tecumseh Valley or him singing Detroit City and not just see the true talent he possesses.
March 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Will Turner's Country Music Takes -

Jelly Roll better unite Stills and Nash and make them form the new super group Jelly Roll, Stills and Nash.

Or at the very least I need a picture of him next to them and Joni Mitchell.

Or him singing "Our House" with them.
January 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Will Turner's Country Music Takes -

I like that Lainey Wilson song 4x4xU mainly because she says Timbuktu and I think it's funny anytime anyone says Timbuktu, thats the only reason.
January 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Will Turner's Country Music Takes -

If Notre Dame loses the National Championship game I blame it on them being subjected to the torture of Kane Brown performing for the "Allstate Championship Tailgate" before the game.
January 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM