Will Sisskind
@willsisskind.com
Of The Paris Buns. I am fifteen rats, perhaps sixteen, shoved into a human suit.
Speaking of that "crisis of confidence" speech from Carter... That national solar bank accounting for 20 percent of American energy sounds mighty fine right about now... 25-30 years late, maybe, but never too late to cut dependence on fossil fuels, right?
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Speaking of that "crisis of confidence" speech from Carter... That national solar bank accounting for 20 percent of American energy sounds mighty fine right about now... 25-30 years late, maybe, but never too late to cut dependence on fossil fuels, right?
I wrote this song “In The Event Of Your Untimely Death” a few weeks ago as kind of a silly little goof. Given the news of the day, I suppose it’s fitting to post. Excuse the poor lighting/audio and messy office and overall personal appearance!
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I wrote this song “In The Event Of Your Untimely Death” a few weeks ago as kind of a silly little goof. Given the news of the day, I suppose it’s fitting to post. Excuse the poor lighting/audio and messy office and overall personal appearance!
Polyrhythms is out now. On all streaming services. Bandcamp link coming shortly. What a time to be alive. spotify.link/B0wQF4VVIXb
October 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Polyrhythms is out now. On all streaming services. Bandcamp link coming shortly. What a time to be alive. spotify.link/B0wQF4VVIXb
Listen. I had to write this song called "Don't Buy The $599 Camera For Your Toilet." And then I had to make a quick and dirty music video for it. The Gods of Creation commanded it. @bencollins.bsky.social, look how you summoned the Gods of Creation!
October 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Listen. I had to write this song called "Don't Buy The $599 Camera For Your Toilet." And then I had to make a quick and dirty music video for it. The Gods of Creation commanded it. @bencollins.bsky.social, look how you summoned the Gods of Creation!
Anyway, I am releasing a new album of the Paris Buns' music on this Friday, October 24th, called "Polyrhythms." Eleven tracks of which I am very proud. And the mixing and mastering are probably the best they've ever been. Watch this space.
October 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Anyway, I am releasing a new album of the Paris Buns' music on this Friday, October 24th, called "Polyrhythms." Eleven tracks of which I am very proud. And the mixing and mastering are probably the best they've ever been. Watch this space.
Okay, look. I know "Something went wrong" is Google inaccurately parsing NBC News's error message as part of the excerpt. However, in this context... It's definitely something.
September 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Okay, look. I know "Something went wrong" is Google inaccurately parsing NBC News's error message as part of the excerpt. However, in this context... It's definitely something.
hmm idk. is this good folks
April 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
hmm idk. is this good folks
Just saw Claudia Tenney whining about Mahmoud Khalil at the gym and out loud gave a big native Upstate New Yorker style "FUCK OFF CLAUDIA" in the direction of the TV. Because, once again, and with all my heart, fuck OFF, Claudia
March 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Just saw Claudia Tenney whining about Mahmoud Khalil at the gym and out loud gave a big native Upstate New Yorker style "FUCK OFF CLAUDIA" in the direction of the TV. Because, once again, and with all my heart, fuck OFF, Claudia
"Commonwealth Tunes", eh, @cnn.com? Eh, "King" """Charles"""? Only true commonwealth I recognize is the Great Commonwealth of Massachusetts, baby!!! I got a Commonwealth Tune for ya right here, kid: Dropkick all day blastin' out the window in 95 traffic with a large Dunks, baby! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
March 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
"Commonwealth Tunes", eh, @cnn.com? Eh, "King" """Charles"""? Only true commonwealth I recognize is the Great Commonwealth of Massachusetts, baby!!! I got a Commonwealth Tune for ya right here, kid: Dropkick all day blastin' out the window in 95 traffic with a large Dunks, baby! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
always makes me smile. thank you very much, 1 person listening now
February 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
always makes me smile. thank you very much, 1 person listening now
anyway please consider this image of a sunset over the frozen pond in my town as a sign that beauty still exists
February 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
anyway please consider this image of a sunset over the frozen pond in my town as a sign that beauty still exists
Found where they keep our skeets folks
February 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Found where they keep our skeets folks
Love getting absolutely zero notice from our corporate overlords that they're again arbitrarily raising the price of services which probably cost them nothing to operate, reminding me once again that "the cloud" is actually one of smoke because We Live In Hell
February 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Love getting absolutely zero notice from our corporate overlords that they're again arbitrarily raising the price of services which probably cost them nothing to operate, reminding me once again that "the cloud" is actually one of smoke because We Live In Hell
Uploaded a Mountain Goats cover to YouTube (as doing so is one of the only things keeping me sane these days) and I guess the algorithmic gods think I'm a little too accurate in my depiction of JD's delivery of "black molly"
February 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Uploaded a Mountain Goats cover to YouTube (as doing so is one of the only things keeping me sane these days) and I guess the algorithmic gods think I'm a little too accurate in my depiction of JD's delivery of "black molly"
For @numb.comfortab.ly who reskeeted a quote-skeet of this: A quick search showed me this article in which Bailey (the greasy toad pictured) can't seem to manage his money and wants MORE from taxpayers. But sure, it's DEI which is bleeding Americans dry! missouriindependent.com/2025/02/12/m...
February 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
For @numb.comfortab.ly who reskeeted a quote-skeet of this: A quick search showed me this article in which Bailey (the greasy toad pictured) can't seem to manage his money and wants MORE from taxpayers. But sure, it's DEI which is bleeding Americans dry! missouriindependent.com/2025/02/12/m...
Feels like this meme is relevant
February 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Feels like this meme is relevant
MATT GAETZ I HEARD YOU LIKE EM YOUNG
February 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
MATT GAETZ I HEARD YOU LIKE EM YOUNG
(sighs) i guess it's time to read this book again
January 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
(sighs) i guess it's time to read this book again
Yeah that pretty much nails it on the head, Rider deck. Read me for filth, Rider deck
January 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Yeah that pretty much nails it on the head, Rider deck. Read me for filth, Rider deck
folks, i think i have broken the spotify algorithm
January 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
folks, i think i have broken the spotify algorithm
A sneak peek at this beautiful album art for "Songs For The End Times" which is about as non-AI as you can get (drawn with pencils, cut out with scissors, scanned and cropped on my phone, and that's about it):
January 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A sneak peek at this beautiful album art for "Songs For The End Times" which is about as non-AI as you can get (drawn with pencils, cut out with scissors, scanned and cropped on my phone, and that's about it):
Apparently it's not that hard, although certain *totally alpha male sigma-minded dudes* might just be *built different* (Please note the asterisks denote extreme sarcasm)
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Apparently it's not that hard, although certain *totally alpha male sigma-minded dudes* might just be *built different* (Please note the asterisks denote extreme sarcasm)