Kendrick Lamar gave Jesse Owens at the ‘36 Olympics if Jesse had shown up and been paid to sing “fuck you” to Hitler

NFL conference championship day and I am so excited to learn 3 new rules today that nobody's ever heard cited before all of which mean that it's illegal to defeat the Chiefs while Taylor Swift watches

Donald Trump just pardoned this guy. Are we gonna get another statement from the ADL tonight?

My ex FIL bought a Tesla a few years ago. The whole family was South African, I used to tell them again and again that Musk wasn’t Superman, he was Lex Luthor.

I wonder if they believe me now.

really sad that CEOs now have to live in fear of gun violence like some third-grader in a public school

What. A. Saturday. #COYS

Our Manager.

I'm gonna be so real with you, if I ever see you post the word "females", unless you're talking about like a scientific study on newts or sommat, I will never trust anything you ever say again.

I’m giving this man a standing ovation in this Dunkin Donuts parking lot

Polio after hearing RFK was selected as HHS secretary.

The Onion buying Info Wars, incredible work chaps

Looking forward to learning how appointing an accused child-sex-trafficker as AG and a suspected Russian asset as DNI will lower the price of eggs

#Bluesky

Stuck on a writing project? Here's what I always ask myself in that situation: Emily, have you considered that you might not be very good and should abandon writing altogether and move to the woods and make candles or possibly become a nun or something?

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