bob oskner!!

but if we don't word-choice-scold, how will we ever achieve a just and free society?

it’s very easy to say “liberals aren’t on our side/they’re brainwashed by cop
shows” or something, but then you basically have no allies and can’t win. there is no mass of pure uneducated workers yearning for brilliant marxist grad students to descend from on high and tell them what to think

i'm tired of all these rugs who think they're better than me and keep trying to teach me linguistics and shit.

you know, the way michael jordan was a great baseball player, too.

i, too, need absolute silence in order to get in my 5,000 fucking steps.

based on my experience of being an almost actual adult in 1983, i'm not convinced it was the adults who were paying money for it.

he's positioning himself for winning the "least informed person in the world" trophy.

knowing he's an addict, my thought was at the first sign of trauma he'd go looking for his dealer.

it's kind of fever-dreamy, if i recall correctly.

i would say the same thing about the boy and the heron.

and spirited away?

young sherlock holmes was released forty years ago, one year after muppet babies. so i'm going to say that bosch babies is part of a time-honored popular entertainment tradition.

counterpoint: people who become fart inspectors are often quite enthusiastic about that shit.

this is why it's inevitable we'll all lose our jobs to ai.

i don't know, dude. stairs are pretty girly if you ask me. men leap from floor to floor.

i was thinking nanny mcphee cosplay, but that probably says more about me than melania.