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William Pichette
@williamspaghetti.bsky.social
Chicago📍
Professional Traveler ✈️

Nil Magnum Nisi Bonum • Splooie • Greatest Love
Mike White… we need to have a little talk
April 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Not the cute gay couple on my flight clocking me when I got to the hotel and they were at the same one 😭
March 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute
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March 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Report: Store Out Of Good Kind
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March 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
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March 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Mike White is a sicko for the way this season is headed. #whitelotus
March 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Not the Trump administration’s Defense Dept. wanting the Enola Gay to go back into the closet 😂😂😂😂
March 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh reserve roastery barista/bar back that thanked me and said goodbye when you could have just ignored me and I was blushing way too hard, please see this and dm me 🥰
March 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So I went and got drinks with this Irish lad and we exchanged numbers and keep in touch and now I think he might be a conservative 🤢

What do you mean Ukraine just needs to make some concessions… you realize you live in Europe… right????
March 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Honestly I think I’m so tired of playing games I can’t help be painfully blunt with these people. Old flames are about to know how I feel or exit lmao
March 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Just confessed a decades worth of feelings to someone and now I feel SICK
March 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Not exactly sure what’s happening cosmically convincing me to message my old flames lately but they have all come out of the woodworks and I’m taking it as my sign to be forward
March 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
A bit of London architecture from this past week
March 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
FBI agent who just called to discuss my flight incident had quite a phone voice 😮‍💨
Call me any time
March 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Anyone else notice tiktok shop being gone🙏🏻
February 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My mother had faced such a difficult 6 years through Covid and caring for my grandmother before her passing in September. Getting to take her to London in United Polaris Business class and seeing her have such a nice time being taken care of makes me want to cry… maybe it’s just the free champagne
February 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.
BREAKING: Sen. Mitch McConnell says he won't seek re-election in 2026, ending a 40-year Senate career. nbcnews.to/4i5uZ9p
February 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“I’m Still Here” WOW 😭
February 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm
February 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Trump Boys Get Tongues Stuck To Frozen White House
Trump Boys Get Tongues Stuck To Frozen White House
WASHINGTON—Flailing their arms and crying out in anguish, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. were reportedly panicking Thursday after getting their tongues stuck to a frozen column near the West Wing of ...
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February 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Context
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Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Context
NEW YORK—Emphasizing that the practice was just more evidence of journalists’ bias against him, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump stated Thursday that he was sick and tired of the mainstream media always attempting to place his words into some kind of context. “The corrupt news media is constantly taking the things I say and putting them within the larger context of politics and global events—it’s absolutely sickening what they do,” said Trump, adding that many of the comments he has made—including his call yesterday for Russia to hack into the emails of his presidential opponent Hillary Clinton and publish the contents—had been repeatedly and unfairly contextualized with relevant facts about the world and pertinent information about the situation in which they were stated. “It’s completely shameful to take words I’ve spoken or written and try to connect them to some kind of objective reality. I say something, and the next thing I know, a crooked reporter is telling everyone what I said along with a fact-based explanation of what its implications are and why it matters. It’s ridiculous, and it has to stop.” Trump added that he would not hesitate to ban any news organization from his campaign that continued to twist his statements by implying they held any specific meaning about or relation to the world we inhabit.
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February 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
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February 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Kings have been overthrown too
February 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Democrats must make clear that, of course, we believe in changing government for the better - and show how different that is from Trump's destruction of government's capacity to protect workers, consumers, and families.
February 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM