Ayyyyy, congratulations! The job search is a purgatorial nightmare; thrilled that you’re free. 👏

good show

As someone who has to use it a lot for work, it actively gives me serious psychic damage that will likely reduce my lifespan.

God, so sorry to hear that, man. ❤️

Obviously this is more of a joke than anything, but I do find the trend of labeling things as either “untouchable masterpieces that I’ll bully someone over for disliking” or “irredeemable shit that I’ll bully someone over for liking” to be very exhausting and Bad.

And they all look *so good,* too.

I’m still convinced it’s an issue of urgency, just waiting for the big expose to drop someday once it’s declassified. 😈

all the cool kids were obsessed with ancient Egypt, Greek mythology, and/or the Bermuda Triangle.