Will Greeenwald
@willgreenwald.bsky.social
Tech reviewer at PCMag.com, some other stuff too. He/him. If putting pronouns here upset you, go ahead and unfollow, dingus.
Oh, good, it turns out I am the kind of freak who keeps an eight year old can of energy drink on his shelf. I didn't lose it.
Note the genius of the logo, how the K and O in Blackout combine to also say KO.
Note the genius of the logo, how the K and O in Blackout combine to also say KO.
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh, good, it turns out I am the kind of freak who keeps an eight year old can of energy drink on his shelf. I didn't lose it.
Note the genius of the logo, how the K and O in Blackout combine to also say KO.
Note the genius of the logo, how the K and O in Blackout combine to also say KO.
You'll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You'll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
A movie that takes place where you're from.
I'm not even being cute, the movie version of Silent Hill was inspired by the abandoned coal mining town Centraila in Pennsylvania, which funny enough is in the same county as my hometown. I grew up a half hour drive from Silent Hill.
I'm not even being cute, the movie version of Silent Hill was inspired by the abandoned coal mining town Centraila in Pennsylvania, which funny enough is in the same county as my hometown. I grew up a half hour drive from Silent Hill.
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
I'm not even being cute, the movie version of Silent Hill was inspired by the abandoned coal mining town Centraila in Pennsylvania, which funny enough is in the same county as my hometown. I grew up a half hour drive from Silent Hill.
I'm not even being cute, the movie version of Silent Hill was inspired by the abandoned coal mining town Centraila in Pennsylvania, which funny enough is in the same county as my hometown. I grew up a half hour drive from Silent Hill.
Do it, take your mama out all night
So, she'll have no doubt that we're doing all the best we can
We're gonna do it, take your mama out all night
You can stay up late, 'cause baby, you're a full-grown man
So, she'll have no doubt that we're doing all the best we can
We're gonna do it, take your mama out all night
You can stay up late, 'cause baby, you're a full-grown man
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Do it, take your mama out all night
So, she'll have no doubt that we're doing all the best we can
We're gonna do it, take your mama out all night
You can stay up late, 'cause baby, you're a full-grown man
So, she'll have no doubt that we're doing all the best we can
We're gonna do it, take your mama out all night
You can stay up late, 'cause baby, you're a full-grown man
I was gonna dunk on it, but after looking up the latest few strips, I regret to inform you... apparently yeah.
www.seattletimes.com/comics-king/...
www.seattletimes.com/comics-king/...
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I was gonna dunk on it, but after looking up the latest few strips, I regret to inform you... apparently yeah.
www.seattletimes.com/comics-king/...
www.seattletimes.com/comics-king/...
... that's actually more insane than accidentally getting a Nazi skull tattoo.
November 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
... that's actually more insane than accidentally getting a Nazi skull tattoo.
I stay hydrated. That's why they call me
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I stay hydrated. That's why they call me
Refusing to directly and candidly describe the facts of an event in order to satisfy a perceived need for decorum and proper tone is genuinely the exact opposite of journalism. It is anti-journalism. It is no different from reporting how nice the emperor's new clothes look when he's clearly naked.
October 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Refusing to directly and candidly describe the facts of an event in order to satisfy a perceived need for decorum and proper tone is genuinely the exact opposite of journalism. It is anti-journalism. It is no different from reporting how nice the emperor's new clothes look when he's clearly naked.
Halloween goal: Dr. McCoy from Star Trek: The Motion Picture.
October 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Halloween goal: Dr. McCoy from Star Trek: The Motion Picture.
YO GUESS WHO'S MID AS FUCK?
September 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
YO GUESS WHO'S MID AS FUCK?
I would win, I tell you what.
September 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I would win, I tell you what.
Good morning.
Gi Elmo del toro.
Gi Elmo del toro.
September 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Good morning.
Gi Elmo del toro.
Gi Elmo del toro.
This deadass looks like some analog horror shit.
"Did anyone else see the Purple Hat Lady standing behind the president last night?"
"Did anyone else see the Purple Hat Lady standing behind the president last night?"
September 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This deadass looks like some analog horror shit.
"Did anyone else see the Purple Hat Lady standing behind the president last night?"
"Did anyone else see the Purple Hat Lady standing behind the president last night?"
I'm actually testing a pair right now (Rokid Glasses) that are kind of decent, even if the bits on the sides are pretty huge. Yeah, not wowed by the Metaesthetics.
Take out the camera and they can look great, like the Even Realities G1 (which are clunky to USE, but not wear).
Take out the camera and they can look great, like the Even Realities G1 (which are clunky to USE, but not wear).
September 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I'm actually testing a pair right now (Rokid Glasses) that are kind of decent, even if the bits on the sides are pretty huge. Yeah, not wowed by the Metaesthetics.
Take out the camera and they can look great, like the Even Realities G1 (which are clunky to USE, but not wear).
Take out the camera and they can look great, like the Even Realities G1 (which are clunky to USE, but not wear).
Me during the live AI demo:
September 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Me during the live AI demo:
I miss the 90s era of computers and especially VR just being batshit magic.
September 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I miss the 90s era of computers and especially VR just being batshit magic.
I am convinced there is no one braver on earth than the man who married Paru Itagaki.
Left: Paru. Right: Paru's father and the guy who made Grappler Baki.
Left: Paru. Right: Paru's father and the guy who made Grappler Baki.
September 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I am convinced there is no one braver on earth than the man who married Paru Itagaki.
Left: Paru. Right: Paru's father and the guy who made Grappler Baki.
Left: Paru. Right: Paru's father and the guy who made Grappler Baki.
This is not hoarding, this is standard techhead Sisyphean maintenance. I can't throw any of this out, what if I need 20 HDMI and 200 USB cables?
September 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This is not hoarding, this is standard techhead Sisyphean maintenance. I can't throw any of this out, what if I need 20 HDMI and 200 USB cables?
I made a Spotify playlist for the launch of Silksong today.
September 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I made a Spotify playlist for the launch of Silksong today.