Will
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Maybe we should have stopped after Friendster.
I ran across this online somewhere and I’m convinced it was written by a skinny, pale ancient Egyptian with a pompadour, who called himself Mor-Osiris.
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I ran across this online somewhere and I’m convinced it was written by a skinny, pale ancient Egyptian with a pompadour, who called himself Mor-Osiris.
Found in an old box in my Storage Closet of Despair
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Found in an old box in my Storage Closet of Despair
My favorite sculpture at the Minneapolis Institute of Art has got to be “Naked Man Drunkenly Propositions an Eagle”
October 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My favorite sculpture at the Minneapolis Institute of Art has got to be “Naked Man Drunkenly Propositions an Eagle”
A good 200-300 people came out for No Kings in lovely Grand Marais, Minnesota.
October 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A good 200-300 people came out for No Kings in lovely Grand Marais, Minnesota.
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image
October 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image
[Michael Stipe voice]
October 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
[Michael Stipe voice]
Mad magazine summed it up pretty well in 1968
September 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Mad magazine summed it up pretty well in 1968
Post a concert photo.
September 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Post a concert photo.
The letter is just a pretentious and even sleazier way of saying what Matthew McConnaughey’s character says in Dazed and Confused:
September 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The letter is just a pretentious and even sleazier way of saying what Matthew McConnaughey’s character says in Dazed and Confused:
The whole message is just a pretentious version of this line in Dazed and Confused
September 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The whole message is just a pretentious version of this line in Dazed and Confused
Maybe it’s a bad drawing and maybe he is no good at drawing women, but these don’t look like the breasts of someone over 18.
September 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Maybe it’s a bad drawing and maybe he is no good at drawing women, but these don’t look like the breasts of someone over 18.
I saw Tim Walz there today!
August 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I saw Tim Walz there today!
One cool thing about visiting the Minnesota State Fair on opening day: The baked goods in the exhibition hall still look fresh.
August 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
One cool thing about visiting the Minnesota State Fair on opening day: The baked goods in the exhibition hall still look fresh.
Me looking at the plans for the White House ballroom.
August 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Me looking at the plans for the White House ballroom.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
August 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
This negative press coverage of Zohran Mamdani is really over the top
July 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This negative press coverage of Zohran Mamdani is really over the top
The message was basically
July 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The message was basically
This is where I post from:
July 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This is where I post from:
OK, but here’s the situation.
(I hate that I remember this nickname for a guy on a show I never watched.)
(I hate that I remember this nickname for a guy on a show I never watched.)
July 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
OK, but here’s the situation.
(I hate that I remember this nickname for a guy on a show I never watched.)
(I hate that I remember this nickname for a guy on a show I never watched.)