Twitter is down. Have to hang out where no one knows how to use the Mute function instead

I want it on record that I only came over here, not for reasons of morality, but bc Elon finally broke Twitter to the point that it just doesn't work

[date growing tired of my muppet takes] oh really?
[me insinuating gonzo is on long term disability] it would explain him being home during the day

So over here we still have bots and amplifying terrible people's posts to dunk on them/make sure everyone sees them? Like Twitter, but no sports or music?

It finally hit me

Cool, they got bots here too

shout out to sierra ferrell we should get her here and whoever does should tell her about me and how cool and good and hot i am

[out for dinner and notices the vegetables are touching the meat] "I can't eat that"
guy at subway: I can't make it any other way

I messed up when I joined Twitter and didn't make my first tweet a really cool one. Not going to make that mistake again.