Gold teeth next?

The baa-sonist.

My Grandfather was stationed at Bletchley Park (letters postmarked from B Park) for the duration of the war. He was in the Royal Engineers and was a bricklayer, so we always assumed he built the famous huts.
We have since searched and there is no record of him even being in the army. Baffling.

The US legal system is like prostate cancer for rich, white men in America: as a rich, white man, you are more likely to die of something else first before it gets you.

I think your father was correct. If nothing else, the blood pressure spike can't be doing me any good.
Breathe...and rant over.

There was me thinking a Magnet was a female Magat.

He'll be hosting the worlds bigliest Tupperware party in the WH ballroom before he's finished.

Trumps a master-rebater.

"The money was just resting in my account."

Target practice. Live targets.

She looks straight out of Game of Thrones. The Red Divorce, I think was the episode.

The Resolute makeup.

I believe the archaic title was "Groom of the Stool".

Gout buffet.