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Wilder Shaw
@wildershaw.bsky.social
· Jun 3
Oh yeah? Could a depressed person make THIS??
*gestures to a Crest Reality Checkup-Verse wiki*
*gestures to a Crest Reality Checkup-Verse wiki*
Super 8 > Stranger Things, still
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Super 8 > Stranger Things, still
Trader Pidgeotto's is this anything
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Trader Pidgeotto's is this anything
Remember that Oscars when Mark Ruffalo kept winking
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Remember that Oscars when Mark Ruffalo kept winking
All I want for Christmas is to scream in the face of 🧊
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
All I want for Christmas is to scream in the face of 🧊
Reposted by Wilder Shaw
To all the ICE agents in Asheville this morning: You are NOT. WELCOME. Go back to the stinking holes you crawled out of, you festering boils on humanities backsides.
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
To all the ICE agents in Asheville this morning: You are NOT. WELCOME. Go back to the stinking holes you crawled out of, you festering boils on humanities backsides.
Hello doctor, I am having a problem where I am having trouble saying the word “liberty” and I’m instead saying the word “bibberty” and it is an issue for my acting audition
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hello doctor, I am having a problem where I am having trouble saying the word “liberty” and I’m instead saying the word “bibberty” and it is an issue for my acting audition
If you buy one of these I would like to make a documentary about you
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If you buy one of these I would like to make a documentary about you
It's Trader Joe's apple cider season, lads
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It's Trader Joe's apple cider season, lads
my fave sci-fi planet
November 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
my fave sci-fi planet
Reposted by Wilder Shaw
THAT’S FIVE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERS WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 THAT’S MORE THAN ANY OTHER MEXICAN IN HISTORY 😭😭😭😭😭😭 WTF WTF WTF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
THAT’S FIVE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERS WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 THAT’S MORE THAN ANY OTHER MEXICAN IN HISTORY 😭😭😭😭😭😭 WTF WTF WTF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
LFG BABY, the beauty has landed. And I don’t only mean Shon Tarver, the guard who averaged a solid 17 points a game for UCLA in 1993.
@sheaserrano.bsky.social
@sheaserrano.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
LFG BABY, the beauty has landed. And I don’t only mean Shon Tarver, the guard who averaged a solid 17 points a game for UCLA in 1993.
@sheaserrano.bsky.social
@sheaserrano.bsky.social
I am loving the NBA's new stipulation this season that you must be named Jalen to be a basketball player
October 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I am loving the NBA's new stipulation this season that you must be named Jalen to be a basketball player
Looooooootta white people about to pretend to be huge D’Angelo fans
October 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Looooooootta white people about to pretend to be huge D’Angelo fans
THE TRAITORS except it's THE TRADERS and it's all of the Trader Joe’s characters (Giotto, Jose, etc)
September 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
THE TRAITORS except it's THE TRADERS and it's all of the Trader Joe’s characters (Giotto, Jose, etc)
HIGH CONCEPT MOVIE PITCH:
An Italian person is forced to not talk about being Italian for one (1) day
An Italian person is forced to not talk about being Italian for one (1) day
September 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
HIGH CONCEPT MOVIE PITCH:
An Italian person is forced to not talk about being Italian for one (1) day
An Italian person is forced to not talk about being Italian for one (1) day
Which one of you cowards is gonna tell me where I should eat in Denver
September 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Which one of you cowards is gonna tell me where I should eat in Denver
I hear this line in my head nearly every day of my life
August 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I hear this line in my head nearly every day of my life
Shout out to all the publicists out there making their press releases for chain restaurants mostly about Taylor Swift
August 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Shout out to all the publicists out there making their press releases for chain restaurants mostly about Taylor Swift
These Selena Gomez Oreos are a masterpiece
July 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
These Selena Gomez Oreos are a masterpiece
I deeply believe that the most wonderful food is found in the dusty corners of a strip mall; not just a celebrity chef’s multi-million dollar new restaurant.
Bill Elwell helped me learn that. Rest easy, 🐐.
Bill Elwell helped me learn that. Rest easy, 🐐.
July 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I deeply believe that the most wonderful food is found in the dusty corners of a strip mall; not just a celebrity chef’s multi-million dollar new restaurant.
Bill Elwell helped me learn that. Rest easy, 🐐.
Bill Elwell helped me learn that. Rest easy, 🐐.
🗣️ WHERE HAS MY GUY BRANDON ROUTH GONE
July 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
🗣️ WHERE HAS MY GUY BRANDON ROUTH GONE
I did not think it was possible for anything to be as funny as I thought this was in the year 2000. And honestly, probably same, still
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh8N...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh8N...
Brak Presents The Brak Show Starring Brak (Episode 1)
YouTube video by polmin48 (ALIVE? DEAD? WHO KNOWS!!!)
www.youtube.com
July 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I did not think it was possible for anything to be as funny as I thought this was in the year 2000. And honestly, probably same, still
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh8N...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh8N...
Out of this world how hard the Somebody Feed Phil theme song bangs
June 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Out of this world how hard the Somebody Feed Phil theme song bangs
Do you think famous people have ever been to the post office
June 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Do you think famous people have ever been to the post office