Michael Williams
@wildekid.bsky.social
Cat dad, happy cynic, pensive loudmouth, outgoing introvert. The snark you save may be your own, but then what good is it if no one else gets to share the laugh? Games, felines, politics, film, literature, LGBTQ—it all interests me. he/him
Now it looks like it belongs on a proper Zoltar cabinet.
a statue of a man with red eyes and a sign that says aim r. zoltars
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November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Now it looks like it belongs on a proper Zoltar cabinet.
Donald having to dress up like he going into an Intel clean room in a chip fabricating facility to apply his lacquer.
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Donald having to dress up like he going into an Intel clean room in a chip fabricating facility to apply his lacquer.
Could also be Ric Ocasek in a pinch.
a man in a suit is standing in a swimming pool with the words it 's magic written above him
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media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Could also be Ric Ocasek in a pinch.
She’s his Rent-a-Yenta.
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
She’s his Rent-a-Yenta.
If the next Democratic president says, “oh, let’s just move forward and not focus on the past,” I am gonna scream until I die from an aneurysm. Ignoring Nixon led to Reagan. Ignoring Dubya led to the rise of the Tea Party and ultimately Trump. No accountability means you want this to happen again.
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If the next Democratic president says, “oh, let’s just move forward and not focus on the past,” I am gonna scream until I die from an aneurysm. Ignoring Nixon led to Reagan. Ignoring Dubya led to the rise of the Tea Party and ultimately Trump. No accountability means you want this to happen again.
He’s never known a greater criminal, and he knew Jabba the Hutt, so that is a high bar to pass.
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
He’s never known a greater criminal, and he knew Jabba the Hutt, so that is a high bar to pass.
For my friends, I am willing to hold space. My parents? They’re typically just fishing 4 ammo to use later, so I share far less & allow them far less runway to speak their “uncomfortable truths,” as they’re typically just dumb shit that’s uncomfortable to them. Im sorry it’s not 1968 anymore, pops.
October 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
For my friends, I am willing to hold space. My parents? They’re typically just fishing 4 ammo to use later, so I share far less & allow them far less runway to speak their “uncomfortable truths,” as they’re typically just dumb shit that’s uncomfortable to them. Im sorry it’s not 1968 anymore, pops.
That’ll be the only time CNN stands up for racial equality in the Trump era.
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That’ll be the only time CNN stands up for racial equality in the Trump era.
He may top Louie Gohmert as a generationally stupid legislator. Like can Tubes use silverware without hurting himself? I’m worried for him the next time he tries to drink water or add two single digit numbers together in his head. Both could be massive danger for him.
October 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
He may top Louie Gohmert as a generationally stupid legislator. Like can Tubes use silverware without hurting himself? I’m worried for him the next time he tries to drink water or add two single digit numbers together in his head. Both could be massive danger for him.
I love to see this version of Bari-Kruger take off in real time.
October 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I love to see this version of Bari-Kruger take off in real time.
But would random nieces and nephews go down on him in a theater?
October 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
But would random nieces and nephews go down on him in a theater?
I love how this picture shows him at his most actively lascivious, back in his Bob’s Big Boy Drive Thru Speaker era.
October 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I love how this picture shows him at his most actively lascivious, back in his Bob’s Big Boy Drive Thru Speaker era.
You had me at "immersive sim." Wishlisting!
October 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You had me at "immersive sim." Wishlisting!
Either that or he's trying to remake the weird Winchester House as a ballroom.
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Either that or he's trying to remake the weird Winchester House as a ballroom.
Session 9 is a brilliant indie mindfuck I think the both of you would enjoy. The ending went in a totally opposite direction than I expected. If you want found footage, might I suggest The Poughkeepsie Tapes?
October 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Session 9 is a brilliant indie mindfuck I think the both of you would enjoy. The ending went in a totally opposite direction than I expected. If you want found footage, might I suggest The Poughkeepsie Tapes?
If they truly want to accomplish the trifuckta, they should host it on Friendster.
October 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If they truly want to accomplish the trifuckta, they should host it on Friendster.
Is there a body in between the boxes of the palette?
October 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Is there a body in between the boxes of the palette?
An agrarian "Learn to code" microaggression, I feel ya. Not everyone is Matt Damon in The Martian, looking to grow subsistence potatoes in their own poop.
October 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
An agrarian "Learn to code" microaggression, I feel ya. Not everyone is Matt Damon in The Martian, looking to grow subsistence potatoes in their own poop.
Man I need that in my mouth. 😈
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Man I need that in my mouth. 😈