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Michael Williams
@wildekid.bsky.social
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Cat dad, happy cynic, pensive loudmouth, outgoing introvert. The snark you save may be your own, but then what good is it if no one else gets to share the laugh? Games, felines, politics, film, literature, LGBTQ—it all interests me. he/him
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If they have to put up a statue of him, I hope they dress him properly, like doll him up as a fucking Droog. Same mentality, just throw in some Bible verses for added bullshit. I think it’s safe to assume anyone for showing public executions to kids like he did would be a fan of ultraviolence.
September 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Happy Caturday, y’all. May the nap be with you.
September 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Decided to cancel Hulu/ Disney+ on news RE: Kimmel. I sent this through their survey, I think it's for the Target gambit. I know you hate boycotts, but this is break glass time as he's coming for Fallon/Meyers now, w/no end in sight. Here's what I sent (missed a typo):
Screenshot. Reads: Canceled both Hulu and Disney+ (since Disney owns ABC) after hearing the Kimmel news. I don't FW people who FW fascists. Here's what I left in my exit survey on Disney+, Hulu are too much pussy wimps to allow you to give your own reasons: "You caved to FCC blackmail and canceled Jimmy Kimmel and misrepresented the reason he was canceled. You said it was because he made a joke about Charlie Kirk, but it wasn't about CK, it was about Trump and the Republicans trying to blame the shooting on people like me--you know, fully one-half the country. You've made it clear to me you are an un-American company that caves to censorship a couple of days after one of your competitors advocated on their air for lethal injections for all the homeless and they didn't fire anyone, even in the face of the non-apology apology that loser gave on air days after it happened. "You lied about what Kimmel said and capitulated. I am ashamed Disney is an American company, and I'd imagine Walt is somewhere throwing up in response to what you're doing in his name for the sake of appeasing fascists. If you can't tell us the truth as your customers, if you're willing to lie to us to make a febrile elderly man baby happy AFTER he already extorted millions out of you in a bullshit settlement, you're not willing to be there for the public when we need you. "It's choose your side time, and I, like millions of others I am sure, are about to choose the side opposite of the illiberal oligarchy you're helping perpetuate and strengthen. May God have mercy on your desiccated souls."
September 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Meghan, in front of her mirror this morning:
September 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Temu Nazi Papshmyr here needs The Hague.
July 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Both without and with makeup.
May 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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He always reminds me of Papshmyr from The Naked Gun movies, only less capable somehow:
The villain Papshmyr from The Naked Gun, a bald man who somehow looks less like the head of a penis than balloon-headed Stephen Miller does. You gays might know him as the wedding planner who guested on two episodes of The Golden Girls, too!
May 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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My gremlins Kaidan and Tali, nine and ten years old, respectively.
Kaidan Katlenko, a black long-haired stray kitten I inadvertently adopted when he was six days old. Tali'Zorah nar Kitteh, or Tali for short, my calico cat I adopted when she was eleven weeks old. Yes, both she and Kaidan are named after squadmates in Mass Effect.
May 4, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Papshmyr here could ruin an erection just by arrogantly talking at it.
Papshmyr from The Naked Gun films, working out another evil scheme with Ricardo Montalban's Vincent Ludwig's character. He looks a lot like Stephen Miller--which probably doesn't mean much if you've never seen either. Imagine a man incapable of growing hair on his head like he was a Grey extraterrestrial with fascist tendencies. Constant sneer, dead eyes, age 30 going on 55, looks like a man who can only have sex with other humans if there is an exchange of money beforehand. Cadaverous, slimy skin, like a two-week dead corpse the FBI just dredged from the river after the serial killer leads them to it with cryptic clues. In short, an absolute horror show of a homo sapien both inside and out. Like a veinless penis without any character or bloodflow. Just a casserole of nonsense in a skin suit. Honestly, I envy you if you have never seen this man, you have truly been spared a frightening sight that belongs in a David Cronenberg body horror film. And that's me being kind.
April 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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He's a senator. He could make one phone call to OPM or HHS and get all the deets on this RIF'd worker's job--if he fucking cared. But he doesn't, then goes on Jake Tapper and tells him, "well, um, the guy couldn't even explain his job to me in his own words." Bitch, you or one of your staff could get that info in a second, but you think it's better for you to be cruel than to be responsive. And if being responsive to constituent needs annoys you, get the fuck out of public service. It's the JOB.
April 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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March 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Mike Waltz groveling in that cabinet meeting yesterday, if Donald had any convictions (other than the 34 he earned last year):
March 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Margaret should have gotten his opinion on Coridan's admission to the Federation. Looks like he might have some strong views on that.
Tellarite alien from the Star Trek TOS episode "Journey to Babel." See the resemblance to when Lindsey, the Duchess of Graham is trying to pull off angry butch as a distraction from answering a question?
January 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Sirota right now, trying to launder the critical pans the critics gave him through this tragedy:
A man pointing at himself in the mirror intently to a caption “get in there and make it about you,” because Sirota was one of the screenwriters on Don’t Look Up and is deliberately confusing the critics’ savaging of his and McKay’s badly directed and written satire Don’t Look Up with them having a political agenda by shadowy elites telling them how to rule on the film. Yes they had an agenda—an agenda of critiquing the artistry and construction of a feature film. That’s the critic’s job.
January 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
January 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Modifying this one would have been more biting and may have garnered more news for being transgressive while making. A point:
December 21, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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In this infamous scene from The Shining, who’s the bear and who’s in the tux?
Bear guy and tux guy’s blow job getting interrupted by a terrified Shelly Duvall in The Shining.
December 20, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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This makes me wonder: if they recreated the furry blowing the tux guy getting interrupted by Shelly Duvall scene in The Shining, which one is in the tux and which one takes the bear costume?
The infamous bear costume guy blowing the tuxedo guy in the Overlook hotel from The Shining.
December 20, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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In the words of Krieger on Archer:
Krieger saying “Stop! My penis can only get so erect!”
December 13, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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He reminds me of classic dril
Screenshot of a dril shitpost from Twitter: “and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.”
November 17, 2024 at 6:27 AM
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My little Black Panther Kaidan Katlenko, and my other calico chonk Tali'zorah nar Kitteh (Tali for short). Both of them are named after squadmates and favorite characters of mine from the Mass Effect franchise. They are arch frenemies.
Kaidan Katlenko, a domestic long hair I adopted as abandoned at six days old who thinks he's an actual panther. Tali'zorah nar Kitteh (Tali for short), my chonky lovely calico girl cat. She rules the house.
November 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
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If you see this post, pls pls pls quote this post with your pet 🥹❤️
A fat calico girl named Tali’zorah nar Kitteh enjoying her sixth nap of the day while her hooman sits next to her, out of frame, playing video games and apparently stopping to take this selfie (cattie?).
November 16, 2024 at 9:53 AM
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Baller move, Master P! May need to make an offer to Ben Collins, @halsparks.com.
NYT Headline text alert: the satirical publication, said it won a bankruptcy auction to buy a website run by InfoWars, a website run by the conspiracy theorist, human stain, and failed supplement pill patient Alex Jones.
November 14, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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#NewProfilePic. Just thought I needed something more battle-ready and glowy. The lightsaber really is the proper focus.
Me holding a lightsaber. You’re not missing much, really.
November 13, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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Elonia T. is desperate for ad rev. I’ve seen some weird ads on that hellsite, but this one…sorry, I’m ride or die
#TeamAssassin #AssassinsCreed
A Twitter (I refuse to call it X) ad advertising the Catholic Templars. Other than five centuries of bloodshed in the Middle East, not much of value in the real world, but they make great villains in Assassins Creed.
November 12, 2024 at 10:39 PM