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Federal Worker Spent Entire Week Golfing
February 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Federal Worker Spent Entire Week Golfing
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If you’re a federal employee who got an email from Elon asking what you did last week, reply, “Not as much ketamine as you did, fuckwad”
February 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If you’re a federal employee who got an email from Elon asking what you did last week, reply, “Not as much ketamine as you did, fuckwad”
Five things I accomplished this week.
1) slept very well on the porch
2) discovered the best poki truck
3) unsuccessfully made a ti leaf lei
4) picked 5 ripe guavas and ate them
5) transplanted a big corn plant
1) slept very well on the porch
2) discovered the best poki truck
3) unsuccessfully made a ti leaf lei
4) picked 5 ripe guavas and ate them
5) transplanted a big corn plant
February 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Five things I accomplished this week.
1) slept very well on the porch
2) discovered the best poki truck
3) unsuccessfully made a ti leaf lei
4) picked 5 ripe guavas and ate them
5) transplanted a big corn plant
1) slept very well on the porch
2) discovered the best poki truck
3) unsuccessfully made a ti leaf lei
4) picked 5 ripe guavas and ate them
5) transplanted a big corn plant
Yosemite park rangers did this. Signals extreme distress.
February 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Yosemite park rangers did this. Signals extreme distress.
My art, alien lizards.
November 24, 2024 at 1:47 PM
My art, alien lizards.
Just installed in the nick of time in middle TN. I asked the Universe for a good wood stove and the next day my neighbor gave me the one in her garage. #manifestation
November 24, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Just installed in the nick of time in middle TN. I asked the Universe for a good wood stove and the next day my neighbor gave me the one in her garage. #manifestation
Found at the $1 flotsam table by the beach in FL.
November 24, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Found at the $1 flotsam table by the beach in FL.