if you yank your dick while sitting on the toilet your asshole can unclog the toilet like a plunger

from atproto import FirehoseSubscribeReposClient as F,parse_subscribe_repos_message as p,CAR as C
c=F()
c.start(lambda s:[print('Author DID:',m.repo,'\nPost text:',t,'\n')for m in[p(s)]if hasattr(m,'blocks')for r in C.from_bytes(m.blocks).blocks.values()if(t:=r.get('text',''))])

I heard people wanted a million Bluesky posts? So I made an open-source script that allows anyone to scrape the Bluesky firehose and collect everything people post.

This will be a useful resource to anyone who wants to archive this data or train generative AI. Have fun!

github.com/deepfates/bs...

Since this was taken down, I want you all to know that you should donate to The Internet Archive so they can share even larger numbers of Bluesky posts.

Here’s 10GB worth of posts: archive.org/details/arch...

i essentially agree with all of this