wigglecandy
@wigglecandy.bsky.social
Poor poet. Sometimes painter. Deviant in all regards.
I don't like anything
May 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I don't like anything
@extrafabulous.bsky.social I still have this from one of the orange envelopes
April 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
@extrafabulous.bsky.social I still have this from one of the orange envelopes
Ngl this bread got me hard right now
February 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Ngl this bread got me hard right now
My phone just started buzzing, and I thought it might be work calling me after hours. Thank goodness it was just an amber alert.
January 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
My phone just started buzzing, and I thought it might be work calling me after hours. Thank goodness it was just an amber alert.
New Xmas tradition. On Christmas Eve, watch a movie that has an actor who stars in a Christmas movie.
On Christmas day, watch that movie and imagine it's a prequel. I'm starting with The Good Son and #HomeAlone
On Christmas day, watch that movie and imagine it's a prequel. I'm starting with The Good Son and #HomeAlone
December 24, 2024 at 5:38 PM
New Xmas tradition. On Christmas Eve, watch a movie that has an actor who stars in a Christmas movie.
On Christmas day, watch that movie and imagine it's a prequel. I'm starting with The Good Son and #HomeAlone
On Christmas day, watch that movie and imagine it's a prequel. I'm starting with The Good Son and #HomeAlone
So, we're having a dance party on the UHC CEO's grave, right?
December 6, 2024 at 6:06 AM
So, we're having a dance party on the UHC CEO's grave, right?
I threw this towel on my washing machine before showering. Got out, thought it was a combination of Cookie Monster and Hypnotoad
December 4, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I threw this towel on my washing machine before showering. Got out, thought it was a combination of Cookie Monster and Hypnotoad
A customer called in to place an order. They were Indian, and their name was very close to "I am sorry," in Bangla. I had to resist doing an Abbot & Costello routine.
December 1, 2024 at 8:33 PM
A customer called in to place an order. They were Indian, and their name was very close to "I am sorry," in Bangla. I had to resist doing an Abbot & Costello routine.
@tacobell.bsky.social Listen, I love you, but you lost your way a long time ago. Bringing back empanadas now. Like I don't recognize a desperate ex.
November 24, 2024 at 1:42 AM
@tacobell.bsky.social Listen, I love you, but you lost your way a long time ago. Bringing back empanadas now. Like I don't recognize a desperate ex.
@levarburton.bsky.social What is your favorite Star Trek episode that you were not in?
November 20, 2024 at 7:16 AM
@levarburton.bsky.social What is your favorite Star Trek episode that you were not in?
@wpg44.bsky.social You have conflicting interests. Substance use. Tennis. It's only OK to be on the lines in one of those.
November 20, 2024 at 1:29 AM
@wpg44.bsky.social You have conflicting interests. Substance use. Tennis. It's only OK to be on the lines in one of those.
Going through some old boxes. Don't know why I have this, but my new goal in life is to get Trump to sign it
November 20, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Going through some old boxes. Don't know why I have this, but my new goal in life is to get Trump to sign it
Saw a guy with a walking stick. Not one you would buy. Mfer just found an awesome branch and decided to keep it.
November 19, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Saw a guy with a walking stick. Not one you would buy. Mfer just found an awesome branch and decided to keep it.
We're sharing bookshelves? This one is printed oak laminate over particle board
November 17, 2024 at 7:03 AM
We're sharing bookshelves? This one is printed oak laminate over particle board
A warning, from Tennyson
November 17, 2024 at 6:28 AM
A warning, from Tennyson
