꧁𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑂𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑂𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑎𝑛ৎ୭
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꧁𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑂𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑂𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑎𝑛ৎ୭
꧁A Fancy Orlesian Spa for the Val Royeaux customer with more gold than cents.
Owner: Philippe De La Fontaine
( #darp acct run by @starfinderjenn)
Zees book seems verry confused...
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Zees book seems verry confused...
*As Envy rolls towards the ghost cat, her eyes go wide as she see's him approach. She jumps to her feet and puffs her translucent fur out and makes a low growl*
RrrrOoowwwww...hiisssss..
*she raises a paw to bat at him*
(She doesn't understand what this green glowing ball rolling towards her is)
RrrrOoowwwww...hiisssss..
*she raises a paw to bat at him*
(She doesn't understand what this green glowing ball rolling towards her is)
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
*As Envy rolls towards the ghost cat, her eyes go wide as she see's him approach. She jumps to her feet and puffs her translucent fur out and makes a low growl*
RrrrOoowwwww...hiisssss..
*she raises a paw to bat at him*
(She doesn't understand what this green glowing ball rolling towards her is)
RrrrOoowwwww...hiisssss..
*she raises a paw to bat at him*
(She doesn't understand what this green glowing ball rolling towards her is)
Vous êtes tous les deux magnifiques!!
*At Illario's question, he replies*
Hmmm.. zat eez eh verry tempting idea... but I think I prreferr to stay een meh one leetle shop in Val Rroyeaux. I prreferr to focus all of meh attention to one place, you see?
*he nods*
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*At Illario's question, he replies*
Hmmm.. zat eez eh verry tempting idea... but I think I prreferr to stay een meh one leetle shop in Val Rroyeaux. I prreferr to focus all of meh attention to one place, you see?
*he nods*
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November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Vous êtes tous les deux magnifiques!!
*At Illario's question, he replies*
Hmmm.. zat eez eh verry tempting idea... but I think I prreferr to stay een meh one leetle shop in Val Rroyeaux. I prreferr to focus all of meh attention to one place, you see?
*he nods*
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*At Illario's question, he replies*
Hmmm.. zat eez eh verry tempting idea... but I think I prreferr to stay een meh one leetle shop in Val Rroyeaux. I prreferr to focus all of meh attention to one place, you see?
*he nods*
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*After about 1/2 an hour or so, he prepares a bowl of rosewater to rinse the clay masks*
En now, eh weel clear away zeh cleh..
*He shakes out a couple of towels, removes the tiny cheesewheels onto a tray nearby and begins wiping the clay away. When he finishes, he says*
Voilà!! Ow do you feel?
En now, eh weel clear away zeh cleh..
*He shakes out a couple of towels, removes the tiny cheesewheels onto a tray nearby and begins wiping the clay away. When he finishes, he says*
Voilà!! Ow do you feel?
October 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
*After about 1/2 an hour or so, he prepares a bowl of rosewater to rinse the clay masks*
En now, eh weel clear away zeh cleh..
*He shakes out a couple of towels, removes the tiny cheesewheels onto a tray nearby and begins wiping the clay away. When he finishes, he says*
Voilà!! Ow do you feel?
En now, eh weel clear away zeh cleh..
*He shakes out a couple of towels, removes the tiny cheesewheels onto a tray nearby and begins wiping the clay away. When he finishes, he says*
Voilà!! Ow do you feel?
*While all of these preparations were going on, a large translucent spirit cat slinks into the room making a ghostly purring sound.
It leaps up onto the windowsill and flops down in the sunlight.
Philippe smiles and nods at the spirit cat, obviously familiar with the creature.*
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It leaps up onto the windowsill and flops down in the sunlight.
Philippe smiles and nods at the spirit cat, obviously familiar with the creature.*
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October 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
*While all of these preparations were going on, a large translucent spirit cat slinks into the room making a ghostly purring sound.
It leaps up onto the windowsill and flops down in the sunlight.
Philippe smiles and nods at the spirit cat, obviously familiar with the creature.*
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It leaps up onto the windowsill and flops down in the sunlight.
Philippe smiles and nods at the spirit cat, obviously familiar with the creature.*
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((Here's the song btw 🤭))
youtube.com/shorts/42HtJ...
youtube.com/shorts/42HtJ...
Phantom Of The Opera - Masquerade (Music Box) #shorts #piano
YouTube video by Piano Spiel
youtube.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
((Here's the song btw 🤭))
youtube.com/shorts/42HtJ...
youtube.com/shorts/42HtJ...
*He then places the rest of the tiny cheesewheels over Envy's eyes with a flourish.*
Ere we go! Now eh weel poot on some quiet music fo you to rehlax as zeh cleh en zeh leetle cheeses do zeer work!
*He opens a small musicbox nearby and it begins to play a sweet little tune.*
Ere we go! Now eh weel poot on some quiet music fo you to rehlax as zeh cleh en zeh leetle cheeses do zeer work!
*He opens a small musicbox nearby and it begins to play a sweet little tune.*
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
*He then places the rest of the tiny cheesewheels over Envy's eyes with a flourish.*
Ere we go! Now eh weel poot on some quiet music fo you to rehlax as zeh cleh en zeh leetle cheeses do zeer work!
*He opens a small musicbox nearby and it begins to play a sweet little tune.*
Ere we go! Now eh weel poot on some quiet music fo you to rehlax as zeh cleh en zeh leetle cheeses do zeer work!
*He opens a small musicbox nearby and it begins to play a sweet little tune.*
*He chuckles warmly at Envy's laughter*
En now, weh ave zeh final touch! Close your eyes, s'il vous plaît!
*He produces a golden platter covered with numerous tiny cheesewheels and proceeds to place a couple of them over Illario's eyes.*
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En now, weh ave zeh final touch! Close your eyes, s'il vous plaît!
*He produces a golden platter covered with numerous tiny cheesewheels and proceeds to place a couple of them over Illario's eyes.*
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October 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
*He chuckles warmly at Envy's laughter*
En now, weh ave zeh final touch! Close your eyes, s'il vous plaît!
*He produces a golden platter covered with numerous tiny cheesewheels and proceeds to place a couple of them over Illario's eyes.*
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En now, weh ave zeh final touch! Close your eyes, s'il vous plaît!
*He produces a golden platter covered with numerous tiny cheesewheels and proceeds to place a couple of them over Illario's eyes.*
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*.. infusing it with a gentle healing magic.*
Nous voici! Eet eez ready!
*With that, he begins applying it to their faces with a tiny jewel encrusted spatula, careful to avoid Envy's numerous eyes.*
Nous voici! Eet eez ready!
*With that, he begins applying it to their faces with a tiny jewel encrusted spatula, careful to avoid Envy's numerous eyes.*
October 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
*.. infusing it with a gentle healing magic.*
Nous voici! Eet eez ready!
*With that, he begins applying it to their faces with a tiny jewel encrusted spatula, careful to avoid Envy's numerous eyes.*
Nous voici! Eet eez ready!
*With that, he begins applying it to their faces with a tiny jewel encrusted spatula, careful to avoid Envy's numerous eyes.*
*After that, he adds drops of rose scent to one and strawberry to the other.
Holding both of his hands over the mixtures, he pulls a few threads of magic from the Fade.
He then weaves a loose net of light resembling delicate blue lace that floats slowly down to the clay..*
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Holding both of his hands over the mixtures, he pulls a few threads of magic from the Fade.
He then weaves a loose net of light resembling delicate blue lace that floats slowly down to the clay..*
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October 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
*After that, he adds drops of rose scent to one and strawberry to the other.
Holding both of his hands over the mixtures, he pulls a few threads of magic from the Fade.
He then weaves a loose net of light resembling delicate blue lace that floats slowly down to the clay..*
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Holding both of his hands over the mixtures, he pulls a few threads of magic from the Fade.
He then weaves a loose net of light resembling delicate blue lace that floats slowly down to the clay..*
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Très bien!!
*He nods and begins to work...
Scooping up half of the sparkling red clay, he divides it into two separate dishes and adds a few pinches of various rejuvenating herbs. He then adds several drops of a glowing golden tincture that smells faintly like a warm autumn afternoon.*
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*He nods and begins to work...
Scooping up half of the sparkling red clay, he divides it into two separate dishes and adds a few pinches of various rejuvenating herbs. He then adds several drops of a glowing golden tincture that smells faintly like a warm autumn afternoon.*
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October 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Très bien!!
*He nods and begins to work...
Scooping up half of the sparkling red clay, he divides it into two separate dishes and adds a few pinches of various rejuvenating herbs. He then adds several drops of a glowing golden tincture that smells faintly like a warm autumn afternoon.*
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*He nods and begins to work...
Scooping up half of the sparkling red clay, he divides it into two separate dishes and adds a few pinches of various rejuvenating herbs. He then adds several drops of a glowing golden tincture that smells faintly like a warm autumn afternoon.*
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Would you like zeh rose, zeh lilac or zeh fraise?
October 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Would you like zeh rose, zeh lilac or zeh fraise?
out a couple of warm fluffy towels and covers them both with another dramatic flourish.
He begins to scoop a deep red, slightly sparkling clay into a dish and assembles a variety of scented oils, crushed herbs and various tinctures.*
Hmmm... laisse-moi réfléchir...
*tapping his chin*
He begins to scoop a deep red, slightly sparkling clay into a dish and assembles a variety of scented oils, crushed herbs and various tinctures.*
Hmmm... laisse-moi réfléchir...
*tapping his chin*
October 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
out a couple of warm fluffy towels and covers them both with another dramatic flourish.
He begins to scoop a deep red, slightly sparkling clay into a dish and assembles a variety of scented oils, crushed herbs and various tinctures.*
Hmmm... laisse-moi réfléchir...
*tapping his chin*
He begins to scoop a deep red, slightly sparkling clay into a dish and assembles a variety of scented oils, crushed herbs and various tinctures.*
Hmmm... laisse-moi réfléchir...
*tapping his chin*
But of course!! Admiration!! Zat would explain all of zeh extra eyes... all zeh better to see you with!!
Eh weel get another of meh incredibly fancy and expensive chairs for you... Un instant s'il vous plaît.
*he drags out a second seat and beckons both to sit with a flourish. He then shakes...
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Eh weel get another of meh incredibly fancy and expensive chairs for you... Un instant s'il vous plaît.
*he drags out a second seat and beckons both to sit with a flourish. He then shakes...
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October 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
But of course!! Admiration!! Zat would explain all of zeh extra eyes... all zeh better to see you with!!
Eh weel get another of meh incredibly fancy and expensive chairs for you... Un instant s'il vous plaît.
*he drags out a second seat and beckons both to sit with a flourish. He then shakes...
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Eh weel get another of meh incredibly fancy and expensive chairs for you... Un instant s'il vous plaît.
*he drags out a second seat and beckons both to sit with a flourish. He then shakes...
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.. thinks better of it at the last moment.*
So many eyes!! Weel, zeh more zeh merrier, Eh suppose!
*he shugs and waves both of them over to one of the ornate chairs*
Come, come.. seet down and Eh shall prepare ze cleh mesk for you!
Ehhhh.... would your leetle friend like a cleh mesk as well...?
So many eyes!! Weel, zeh more zeh merrier, Eh suppose!
*he shugs and waves both of them over to one of the ornate chairs*
Come, come.. seet down and Eh shall prepare ze cleh mesk for you!
Ehhhh.... would your leetle friend like a cleh mesk as well...?
October 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
.. thinks better of it at the last moment.*
So many eyes!! Weel, zeh more zeh merrier, Eh suppose!
*he shugs and waves both of them over to one of the ornate chairs*
Come, come.. seet down and Eh shall prepare ze cleh mesk for you!
Ehhhh.... would your leetle friend like a cleh mesk as well...?
So many eyes!! Weel, zeh more zeh merrier, Eh suppose!
*he shugs and waves both of them over to one of the ornate chairs*
Come, come.. seet down and Eh shall prepare ze cleh mesk for you!
Ehhhh.... would your leetle friend like a cleh mesk as well...?
*He watches as Illario casually picks up the little green glowing ball. He's still taken aback but Illario's relaxed manner reassures him a bit*
Ez zees leetle spirit.... yours??? C'est vraiment fascinant!!!
*He leans forward to peer at Envy and almost pokes a finger curiously at him but..
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Ez zees leetle spirit.... yours??? C'est vraiment fascinant!!!
*He leans forward to peer at Envy and almost pokes a finger curiously at him but..
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October 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
*He watches as Illario casually picks up the little green glowing ball. He's still taken aback but Illario's relaxed manner reassures him a bit*
Ez zees leetle spirit.... yours??? C'est vraiment fascinant!!!
*He leans forward to peer at Envy and almost pokes a finger curiously at him but..
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Ez zees leetle spirit.... yours??? C'est vraiment fascinant!!!
*He leans forward to peer at Envy and almost pokes a finger curiously at him but..
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Meet ze owner: Philippe De La Fontaine🌹
🕯Flirting is okay😏
🕯he's not romanceable tho😁
🕯mid- 30's
🕯Orlesian to his bones🥐
🕯Very concerned with reputation🤔
🕯A bit rude and snobby sometimes😤
🕯Loves gold🪙 and shiny things💎
🕯he just a silly over-the-top dramatic little guy
🕯 just for funsies #darp
🕯Flirting is okay😏
🕯he's not romanceable tho😁
🕯mid- 30's
🕯Orlesian to his bones🥐
🕯Very concerned with reputation🤔
🕯A bit rude and snobby sometimes😤
🕯Loves gold🪙 and shiny things💎
🕯he just a silly over-the-top dramatic little guy
🕯 just for funsies #darp
October 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Meet ze owner: Philippe De La Fontaine🌹
🕯Flirting is okay😏
🕯he's not romanceable tho😁
🕯mid- 30's
🕯Orlesian to his bones🥐
🕯Very concerned with reputation🤔
🕯A bit rude and snobby sometimes😤
🕯Loves gold🪙 and shiny things💎
🕯he just a silly over-the-top dramatic little guy
🕯 just for funsies #darp
🕯Flirting is okay😏
🕯he's not romanceable tho😁
🕯mid- 30's
🕯Orlesian to his bones🥐
🕯Very concerned with reputation🤔
🕯A bit rude and snobby sometimes😤
🕯Loves gold🪙 and shiny things💎
🕯he just a silly over-the-top dramatic little guy
🕯 just for funsies #darp
*he then spots Envy rolling about the shop, multiple eyes and all*
DOUX DIEU!! WHAT EZ ZAT???
DOUX DIEU!! WHAT EZ ZAT???
October 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
*he then spots Envy rolling about the shop, multiple eyes and all*
DOUX DIEU!! WHAT EZ ZAT???
DOUX DIEU!! WHAT EZ ZAT???
*he claps his hands together in delight*
Ooh Eh would love to 'ave Monsieur Lucanis and Monsieur Spite to meh leetle spa!! And yourself too of course!!
*he taps his chin while thinking for a second*
Hmm.. Eh em not sure what services Eh could offer ah spirit... but Eh weel tink of someting...
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Ooh Eh would love to 'ave Monsieur Lucanis and Monsieur Spite to meh leetle spa!! And yourself too of course!!
*he taps his chin while thinking for a second*
Hmm.. Eh em not sure what services Eh could offer ah spirit... but Eh weel tink of someting...
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October 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
*he claps his hands together in delight*
Ooh Eh would love to 'ave Monsieur Lucanis and Monsieur Spite to meh leetle spa!! And yourself too of course!!
*he taps his chin while thinking for a second*
Hmm.. Eh em not sure what services Eh could offer ah spirit... but Eh weel tink of someting...
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Ooh Eh would love to 'ave Monsieur Lucanis and Monsieur Spite to meh leetle spa!! And yourself too of course!!
*he taps his chin while thinking for a second*
Hmm.. Eh em not sure what services Eh could offer ah spirit... but Eh weel tink of someting...
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Oooh zis ez sooo exciting!!!! Ze other members of ze "L'adhésion Royale des Propriétaires de Spas de Luxe Hors de Prix" weel be so jealous of meee!!
Tell me... ez he really possessed by eh deemon? Zis ez so fascinating!
Ah but yoo can tell meh all about eet while eh prepare your Rivahni cleh mesk!
Tell me... ez he really possessed by eh deemon? Zis ez so fascinating!
Ah but yoo can tell meh all about eet while eh prepare your Rivahni cleh mesk!
October 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Oooh zis ez sooo exciting!!!! Ze other members of ze "L'adhésion Royale des Propriétaires de Spas de Luxe Hors de Prix" weel be so jealous of meee!!
Tell me... ez he really possessed by eh deemon? Zis ez so fascinating!
Ah but yoo can tell meh all about eet while eh prepare your Rivahni cleh mesk!
Tell me... ez he really possessed by eh deemon? Zis ez so fascinating!
Ah but yoo can tell meh all about eet while eh prepare your Rivahni cleh mesk!
Hmmm.. 'ouse Dellamorte?? Zat sounds familiar...??
*GASP!!*
Are yoo rehlahted to LUCANIS DELLAMORTE??? Ze Demon uv Vyrantium?? Oh!! Eh em such a fan!!!
*claps his hand over his heart and sighs*
*GASP!!*
Are yoo rehlahted to LUCANIS DELLAMORTE??? Ze Demon uv Vyrantium?? Oh!! Eh em such a fan!!!
*claps his hand over his heart and sighs*
October 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Hmmm.. 'ouse Dellamorte?? Zat sounds familiar...??
*GASP!!*
Are yoo rehlahted to LUCANIS DELLAMORTE??? Ze Demon uv Vyrantium?? Oh!! Eh em such a fan!!!
*claps his hand over his heart and sighs*
*GASP!!*
Are yoo rehlahted to LUCANIS DELLAMORTE??? Ze Demon uv Vyrantium?? Oh!! Eh em such a fan!!!
*claps his hand over his heart and sighs*
*he suddenly slaps the side of his head in exasperation*
UGGHH!!! I ave forgotten to intrrroduce mehselv!!!
Ah ahm Philippe De La Fontaine... at your service!!!
*he bows extravagantly*
UGGHH!!! I ave forgotten to intrrroduce mehselv!!!
Ah ahm Philippe De La Fontaine... at your service!!!
*he bows extravagantly*
October 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
*he suddenly slaps the side of his head in exasperation*
UGGHH!!! I ave forgotten to intrrroduce mehselv!!!
Ah ahm Philippe De La Fontaine... at your service!!!
*he bows extravagantly*
UGGHH!!! I ave forgotten to intrrroduce mehselv!!!
Ah ahm Philippe De La Fontaine... at your service!!!
*he bows extravagantly*