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꧁𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑂𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑂𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑎𝑛ৎ୭
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꧁𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑂𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑂𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑎𝑛ৎ୭

꧁A Fancy Orlesian Spa for the Val Royeaux customer with more gold than cents.

Owner: Philippe De La Fontaine


( #darp acct run by @starfinderjenn)
*While all of these preparations were going on, a large translucent spirit cat slinks into the room making a ghostly purring sound.

It leaps up onto the windowsill and flops down in the sunlight.

Philippe smiles and nods at the spirit cat, obviously familiar with the creature.*
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October 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Meet ze owner: Philippe De La Fontaine🌹

🕯Flirting is okay😏
🕯he's not romanceable tho😁
🕯mid- 30's
🕯Orlesian to his bones🥐
🕯Very concerned with reputation🤔
🕯A bit rude and snobby sometimes😤
🕯Loves gold🪙 and shiny things💎
🕯he just a silly over-the-top dramatic little guy
🕯 just for funsies #darp
October 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
-ˏˋ⋆ W E L C O M E ⋆ˊˎ-

-ᴠᴀʟ ʀᴏʏᴇᴀᴜx'ꜱ ᴘʀᴇᴍɪᴇʀ ʟᴜxᴜʀʏ ꜱᴘᴀ-

ʙᴏᴏᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴘᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴠɪꜱɪᴛ ᴜꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴀ ʀᴏʏᴀʟ(ᴀɴᴅ ᴇxᴘᴇɴꜱɪᴠᴇ) ꜱᴘᴀ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴʏ ʜᴏʟɪꜱᴛɪᴄ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇʟʟɴᴇꜱꜱ ꜱᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇꜱ ᴡᴇ ᴏꜰꜰᴇʀ. ɪᴍᴘʀᴇꜱꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ʀɪᴄʜ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴘᴇɴᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴜᴅ ʙᴀᴛʜ!!
September 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
*Several murlocs hunters, who had cast camouflage spells on themselves, watched the rescue party as they retreated ...*

"Mrrgrrlrrrgrr..." they muttered to themselves angrily...
May 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
*a couple more hang back near Assan and Mr.Stealth*

"mrrgrrlrr...." one of them says suspiciously...
May 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
*a couple of the murlocs start towards Davrien and Alistair as another runs away shrieking from the acid spit*

"MRRGRRRGLRRRR!!!!!!"
May 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM